“So what’s your power?” Said the all-seeing super-powered individual, “Telekinesis” you said “……….so it’s not the ability to order around the invisible monster that follows you around?” “The fucking what?”

*after Tim dyed his hair for something*

We got one very hilarious win

Jason: You have to let yourself be loved, Timmy. You deserve happiness.

Tim: hmm... it's a really good advice, Jason. Why don't you use it?

Jason: Oh, fuck off. I give good advices. I don't take them myself. Any good dealer will tell you to not take your own drugs.

That fits both of them perfectly

Imagine if it’s a fight:

Tim: OH TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW HUH?!

Dick: *shaking Tim’s shoulders* YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS AND LOVE-

Jason: *evil screechy cackling in the background*

Tim: AHHHHH *cue the mental breakdown*

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

“Through the Ages”

Damian’s vast vocabulary of insults VS Jon’s Kryptonian invulnerability. The victor is apparent every time.

Dick: We have something very important to tell you, Damian.

Tim: It may come as a shock to you but you need to know.

Dick: You're in love with Jon.

Damian:

Damian: What

Jason: On the bright side, he seems to love you too, for whatever reason.

Damian: WHAT

I'm an electrical engineer and for the longest time I was saying that electricity and electronics isn't magic, but think about it.

You literally have to collect rare stones from remote locations, put them into specific formations to work. All of this gets written down in symbols which don't make sense to the uninformed. It gets powered by energy which can not be seen in most cases.

Like what else do you want. What's your standard for calling something magic.

Woolly the lamb

My wooly the lamb I’ve had and slept with every night since I was a baby

to be loved is to be changed, as the saying on this site goes.

Woolly is part of the original line of plush toys that Ty produced which later became Ty Classics. Woolly was introduced in 1996.

Can we normalize this?

Like please please please??

Damian fics

*updated daily

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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The leopards eating faces party wouldn't eat MY face