THE SIGNS AS THE NEW KERMIT MEME

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signs as lovers

aries / the lover who’s love is fire. aries are deeply caring people and are a bit intense in love. they will do little things for you all the time like holding open a door for you. they make sure you feel like you’re their one and only and love deeply. arguements are heated as they need to be right, but they can get over it pretty quickly.  the arguments may cause the relationship to break as their righteousness seems immature or they feel like you don’t listen

taurus / the lover who is loyal and true. taurus loves deeply and subtly. they’ll love you with every inch of your heart and will show you it through how they listen and talk to you. they’ll spoil you and may not express on their face how much they love u but will definitely show it through other ways. yet, they’re stubborn so arguments would go on for forever depending on who you are.

gemini / the lover who taught you new things. geminis have a natural charm that’ll pull you in like magnet. once you’re there to stay, they’ll stay loyal to you through thick and thin. they need freedom and independence, so you can’t be too clingy and take this the wrong way. however, they still need lots of love and attention. they’ll feel like your best friend and the relationship will be casual and not very passionate, but still deeply loving. the relationship may end due to gemini’s charm drawing others towards them thus making jealousy arise. geminis are intellectuals and if you can’t stimulate their mind then they’ll most likely grow bored and things will die out.

cancer / the lover who is trustworthy and isn’t afraid to express their feelings. cancers are so easy to open up to and may be your best friend and partner. they will tell you how much they love you all the time and love you passionately. they’re often quick to fall in love or think they’re in love though and despite not having trouble saying how they love you they may have trouble SHOWING it.

leo / the lover who you can never get enough of. leos are beautiful and will make your heart race just by looking at you. they’re passionate and will love you with all their heart, and they have huge hearts. leos are often insecure despite this and hide it behind an ego, you have to see through this ego and remind them they’re all you want. the leo may leave the relationship due to feeling like you can’t meet their standards or needs, and you might feel overwhelmed by them.

virgo / the lover who helps you through everything. virgos are loyal and have a natural thing for helping others so you can guarantee your virgo will always be there to help. virgos aren’t very emotional on the outside, but on the inside are quite the opposite and sensitive. they will buy u simple little things u like to show they care. virgos however keep things inside but need to eventually let them out so they may seem to get mad out of nowhere sometimes.

libra / the lover who tries the hardest to keep you. libras will analyze you and what makes you happy and try to do them. they try hard to please you and definitely aren’t afraid to show affection so often you should feel kike you’re showered in love. if you make a bad bad mistake like cheating or ect they will drop you and act like they don’t need you when deep down they want to fix things, all it takes is for you to be willing to fix things too. libras however get jealous easily (and usually don’t admit it)  which may cause tension or you may feel like they could easily find someone else ( which they most likely can easily but will stay loyal to you)

scorpio / the lover who sweeps you off your feet. scorpios will win you over with their natural yet subtle charm. they’re intriguing people, always giving a little but not too much to leave you wanting more. they’ll be up for dates and show their affection through tight hugs and the looks in their eyes. but eventually things may either die out or their flaws will show, and they may be too much for some to handle. they’ll either break your heart or you’ll break their’s.

sagittarius / the lover who makes your relationship feel like a fun adventure. sagittarius makes you feel light hearted and warm. they won’t be afraid to show their affection and no matter what you do, you’ll have fun with them. but they also have a intellectual side and love to have deep conversations. despite all this and the vibe they give off, don’t mess with them. they’ll drop you in a second. things may end due to them getting bored or you feeling like they won’t settle down and be loyal.

capricorn / the lover who’s love is simple and honest. capricorns aren’t hard to please, just give them a nice, loving, and true relationship and theyre yours. they’ll provide for you and make sure you’re always comfortable and happy. they’re sweethearts and are actually quite weird people, but in a good way, never making you bored. however, their closed off nature may cause you to feel they’re distant and they may end the relationship because of their insecurities.

aquarius / the lover who you have the best memories with. aquarius are cute and quirky people, they’ll open your mind up to a lot of new things and never leave you uninterested. they act like your best friend and lover in one and you’ll feel you can trust them with all your heart. they’ll make your heart skip a beat with the cute little quirks they do and hug you tight. the relationship may die because of their independence making you feel like they don’t need you.

pisces / the lover who you never forget. pisces are pros at romance and know how to make you feel like you’re their world, because you are. they’re selfless and would give you anything to see you smile. they may daydream about you and fantasize and you’ll never realize how much in love with you they might be. they’ll tell you their true feelings and make sure you never doubt them. they’re sexy, lovable, and generous people. although if you’re not emotional and romantic enough, they’ll drop you like it’s nothing. they’ll cry for a day then get over it so don’t expect them to crawl back. you may feel like they’re too immature or unfocused leading to tension in the relationship.

*check your venus