#beer is delicious when one: it's cold – @insufficiently-advanced on Tumblr

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

#beer is delicious when one: it's cold #and two: i'm hot and sweaty #cold water doesn't hit like a cold beer does when i'm settling down after a long time somewhere sweltering #(a note: this doesn't count as hydration)#(slam one and then follow it up with actual water)