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Insteading

@insteading / insteading.tumblr.com

police accountability, Amelia Peabody, ALOTO, OFMD, lefty politics, theology, cute animals (she/her)
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quaintlyfig

“Of Monsters & Milkmen” by Quaintly Fig

Rated T

Ed & Stede meet at one of their favorite restaurants. On Halloween, Ed asks Stede to go to the carnival with him on a date. This is their Halloween date night, and it is very sweet 🧡🖤

This was written for the Our Flag Means Trick-or-Treat Halloween charity zine & the Somethin' Witchy Afoot event with the prompt:

🎃 Someone is at a carnival.

🎃 A costume & kissing are involved.

🎃 Story element: a first date

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Oooh look it’s Chapter 2

(In which we learn a bit more about these two weirdos)

Chapter 3 is up!

(Sorry I’m dragging out them meeting a teeeeny bit longer)

Wahey it's Chapter 4!!!

(I think they might meet in this chapter?? Exciting!!)

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b4g3lbit3s

i dont really do fic recs but i think this one is worth it

fucking incredible fic. stede and ed talk about their feelings regarding the election results and what they’re supposed to do with themselves.

im absolutely devastated about the election results and feeling totally helpless about it. this made me feel a little better and made me not so alone. plus i always love atticus’s fics, he’s a great writer and they’re always so enjoyable 🫶

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ourfag

unfortunate fixation today on cold weather whump especially ed getting dumped out of a car in the middle of a snowy field wearing little or no clothing

Okay, so I may have written a fic based on this. The idea just took root and wouldn't leave me alone until I'd written 6,200+ words about it.

wh—

Digital doodle of very small person with phone in very big bed with very big shiny eyes. Cozy and overjoyed
ALT

Aaaaaa! I'm so glad you like it! 💕

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My Writing - Masterlist

making myself a new pinned post so you can find all my OFMD writing in one place 💜

Canon-Compliant/Missing Scenes:

gotta see a man about a dinghy (G, 2k) - s1e09 missing scene. Ed mugs a guy for his dinghy and gets to enjoy 10 seconds of happiness before everything falls apart.

Ed. Oh, Ed. (T, 4k) - Takes place between s1e10 and s2e02. A few different glimpses of Stede's "Ed. Oh, Ed" dreams. Technically a WIP, but each chapter can be read as a standalone.

Post-Canon/Post Season 2:

can't keep my hands to myself (I mean I could, but why would I want to?) (E, 5k) - Ed and Stede retire from piracy and attempt to open an inn. Or they would, if they could stop fucking for long enough to get the place into shape.

Oh, be my once in a lifetime (E, 7k) - An extremely soft + emotional look at their first night in the inn together, with rimming.

The way I feel under your command ( E, 13k) - Ed develops something of a Blackbeard kink, but he's not sure how to broach the subject with Stede (or, an exploration of the Ed/Blackbeard duality, by way of porn)

AUs

Come What May (T, 9k) - After a break up, Stede goes over to his best buddy Ed's house for a movie night. Is tonight the night that Ed finally tells him how he feels? Maybe, but expect 9,000 words of panic attack first. Modern AU, mutual pining/oblivious friends-to-lovers

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Very happy to share my fic I wrote for @becausethenightzine publicly now the zine's exclusivity period is up! Check it out for some tender lovin' and reflection on what it means to commit to a life together with your whole chest.

Rated E, 2.5k words, tender as hell.

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Dear Ed, Again is now complete!

The same night jaded punk rock star Ed Teach has a near-death experience and dreams of being saved by a mermaid, miserable closeted gay man Stede Bonnet dreams of saving someone from deep, dark water. When the two of them finally stand up for themselves and don't get the reception they expected, they strike a deal: they're going to pretend to date to show up the people they're leaving behind in their old lives, and together, they're going to discover that they've got a future to look forward to.

Rated E, 78k words! This one's fun, silly, a fake-dating premise with soulmates vibes! check it out and let me know what you think!

Propaganda for this fic because it's super fun and you should check it out!

  • Stede's coming out scene in the show is sweet. but here he walks in on Mary and Doug in bed together immediately after quitting his job, they all just stare at each other for a moment, and Stede announces "I'm gay" and drives directly to the airport. and that's iconic
  • jaded punk rock star Ed Teach in a hoodie that says BLACKBEARD IS OVERRATED
  • they're fake dating but Ed is also sucking on Stede's fingers in the middle of a crowded airport two minutes after they meet. and yeah they "practice kiss" on the plane
  • ed helps stede make his own punk vest. it's cashmere
  • Ed complimenting his pretend boyfriend's dick. ""platonically""
  • Izzy tries to hit Stede with his 2007 Chevy Malibu and then gets pissed off and acts like Ed's the weird one for getting mad at him about it

Also Stede bites Izzy. Can't believe i didn't mention that one

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dimplyowl

It’s one of my biggest pet peeves for post-canon fic when Izzy is just…randomly mentioned as alive. He doesn’t appear in the story, he doesn’t have anything to do with it, and yet the author feels like it’s necessary to mention it. Just. Don’t mention him at all! And then your readers can assume whatever they’d like about his status.

Like there is nothing that takes me right out of the fic and makes me roll my eyes so hard than the author being like “oh, and Izzy, who actually survived his gunshot wound or however they’re trying to explain it is off doing this thing that has nothing to do with what I’m writing about, but he’s ALIVE SO DONT WORRY I KNOW YOU WERE WONDERING” no I really fucking wasn’t. If he’s not a part of the actual story then please. Just. Stop.

So I had to vent about this last night, and I’m still thinking about it, because literally I don’t understand what the point is. If he isn’t important to the story, if he doesn’t even show up, then just don’t mention him. Like why is it important to mention that Izzy is alive in a sandwich fic featuring Ed, Stede, and Mary??

Just. Why does he always ALWAYS get special treatment?

Like I would love to hear some other thoughts on this because it actually annoys me so much. Am I the only one? Am I being an asshole?

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