Hahaha wait what?

The planet Uranus. Taken on November 14th 2009 at 3:52 am. Using the 98 in Hooker telescope.

would you smoke nhim out if he asked? even if you knew it would kill him?

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

what the fuck is horse game drama

If you have to ask then you aren’t prepared to know

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

you just dont get this on other websites

Putting this here because apparently Tesla wants it taken down and the og post was already deleted.

Because it doesn't matter if a car drives into a bollard

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

so as it turns out when you dont wash your dishes for long enough beasts and ghouls start spawning inside of your house in a similar way to minecraft and i just think thats a very unfair mechanic