anybody out there got some soft fluffy good omens recs?
I keep telling myself I can't keep rereading the same one over and over and over but there's just so much out there it's hard to find
new brainrot (headcannon) just dropped:
"didn't you have a flaming sword" isn't a reference to Crowley seeing Aziraphale in Eden but rather IN HEAVEN during the fight before the fall...
and at some point Aziraphale and Crowley ran into each other and Aziraphale raises his sword but can't bring himself to attack Crowley...
An update on my embroidery adventure: it’s not perfect but I’m happy with how the final product turned out.
I’m working on a cosplay of a human version of Aziraphale’s bookshop and I feel like it’s too niche and nobody’s gonna get it but I will and I’ve put a lot of work into it and I’m super proud of it so far.
I’ll take better photos when it’s all done but here’s the skirt and vest I made out of wall tapestries that look like bookshelves.
Sometimes the feral creature inside of me awakens decides I have to learn an entire new craft for a cosplay in less than two months.
this was my second attempt at embroidery and admittedly I A) already do cross stitch so this isn't THAT far of a stretch and B) refused to watch more than 30 seconds of a tutorial on how to actually do embroidery
Also: does anyone know the name of the font used for the bookshop signage? I need to know... for reasons...
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Okay, so!!!! This post will have spoilers for the very end of Good Omens season 2, but I have a theory about that ending and I'll explain--
Well, that's my mind blown.
I have fallen more and more in love with this theory, but ...
oh. oh my.
this fits so neatly with something I was thinking and just about to write down as My Theory on the S2E6 Ending (because everybody's doing one!)
Hello I’m back and I’m yelling.
And I just remembered that Neil was asked here on Tumblr whether there are any clues to season 3 in the season 2 titles, to which he replied yes.
adding one more teensy tiny thing--
HELLO I would please like to chime in!
This is all I could think of when I saw this.
When you’re reading a Good Omens AU and you get to the story’s version of the bandstand scene/falling out and you realize that next up is something resembling the bookshop fire which means Crowley thinking Aziraphale is dead/in danger and getting ready for some delicious whump
Words: 1425
Summary: Sometimes drunken declarations take a bit to understand.
Tags: Fluff, Established Relationship, Miscommunication, But Make It Silly, Drunken Confessions, Kinda, they're both drunk and idiots but love each other, No beta we fall like Crowley
Preview:
“You are the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry!” Aziraphale’s words echoed through the bookshop as clear as a bell that had been wrapped up in a blanket, which is to say, not clear at all.
In the back room of the bookshop Aziraphale and Crowley had been drinking for the better part of the evening, working their way through some excellent vintages as well as some rather terrible bottles that they were too drunk to miracle into being better.
Crowley, for his part, had not been paying much attention to the conversation. He had been too distracted by how soft the juncture of Aziraphale’s neck looked and how nice it would be to fall into it and have a nice little nap. This sudden declaration however, startled Crowley straight out of his sprawl on the couch. Since when were they talking about marriage? It was difficult to tell with all the alcohol flooding through his brain but Crowley was fairly sure they hadn’t been talking about anything to do with matrimony. It had been something about… one of the sins and… perjury? Pride might have been involved but Crowley couldn’t figure what that had to do with marriage.
Working on a dusty WIP that’s been in my folder for way to long got me like:
Words: 6129
Tags: Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Ineffable Wives (Good Omens), Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Fluff and Smut, Face-Sitting, Kissing, So much kissing
Summary: Angel kisses have some interesting side effects, but what about fallen angel kisses?
Word Count: 22,705
Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Rating: Mature
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley
Character(s): Aziraphale, Crowley
Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Angst with a Happy Ending, Memory Loss, Discorporation (Good Omens), flowers as a metaphor, Historical References, Pompeii, The Blitz, Enemies to Friends to Lovers to Friends to Enemies
Summary: Heaven finally finds the perfect punishment for Aziraphale: to rip every shard of Crowley from his mind. Each meeting, each conversation, each glance they shared--erased. As each memory is lost to him, Aziraphale loses a part of himself, loses moments that formed his very nature. At the beginning, it was Crowley who showed him that there is more to creation than good and bad. That it’s more complicated than black and white. With that forgotten, Aziraphale becomes exactly what Heaven wanted him to be in the first place: unattached, blind with loyalty, unquestioning. The perfect soldier. And, as if the last 6000 years had never happened, Crowley becomes the enemy.
I have very strong thoughts about the ice cream okay?
Crowley, hundreds of years ago after getting properly drunk on new years eve and accidentally kissing Aziraphale at midnight: Oh, haven’t you heard?
#new years#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#crowley invented the new years eve midnight kiss#because what's more sinister than making everyone in the world feel like it will be bad luck if they don't? it will lead to jealousy#but it backfired because aziraphale got news of it and has spent the last 200 years or so making sure to kiss crowley at midnight#and he always pulls back and says 'for luck my dear'#and continues rattling on about whatever they had been talking about#like it didn't even happen#and it takes crowley the better part of january to recover
Rating: Explicit Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Light BDSM, Dom Crowley (Good Omens), Sub Aziraphale (Good Omens), Spanking, Bondage, Wing Bondage, Collars, Possessive Behavior, Porn With Plot, Exhibitionism, Public Claiming
Summary:
In order to hide the true nature of their relationship and escape suspicion after the holy water incident Crowley must take Aziraphale to Hell to stake his claim over the angel.
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Crowley carefully looked the collar over. “The inscription should cut you off from any heavenly power, no miracles, nothing. Once it’s on, only I can take it off. It will show everyone that-” Crowley shifted on his feet, “That you belong to me.”
This seemed to bring Aziraphale out of his stupor and he finally looked away from the collar, switching his gaze to Crowley’s yellow eyes. “I already do.” His voice was gentle but had the hard edge of confidence.
Crowley drew in a breath. The words traveled down his spine like electricity, lighting him up from the inside. The nerves were fading into excitement. There was still so much riding on this. A brutish display for Hell. But at the end of the day, they did belong to each other. They had said so in many different ways, this was just another display.
Writing any sort of dialogue in a good omens fan fiction