me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

I’m a much bigger bang than you bargained for. I’m a lot more explosive than I look and, honey, I know how I look. Put a quantum chain reaction through me and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours into dust. All of it. In a heartbeat. Into dust. DOCTOR WHO — BOOM (S40E03)  ››› Ncuti Gatwa as The Doctor

am I the only one reading these lines to the tune of "A Little Bit Alexis" from Schitt's Creek?

Ten in Hades style 🥰 I love drawing in this style!! I'm definitely doing more of these!! One of his offers is Regeneration, a boon that recharges all uses of Death Defiance but randomizes all of your current boons

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on June 1st!

Good Omens X HADES - Crowley!

Part two of my Crossover, here's Crowley, as well as a little wallpaper of the two of them together! A high-res 4k version can be found on my Patreon!

Egon Schiele - Port of Trieste - 1907

"I would do everything to save you."

dead boy detectives textposts part 3

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.

he wears glasses he's just dumb

update to this post from yesterday:

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

he is he's very pretty

Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....

having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

au where aziraphale and crowley are the tiny angel and demon on a person’s shoulder (adam, specifically)

The road so far...

🎶 Oh, I'm almost there 🎶

The hardest part of this painting so far has been how dang SHINY the black is. It makes it murderously difficult to take a decent picture of it that doesn't have all the details obscured, which is why so many of my progress photos are taken at wierd angles.

Broadchurch | 1.01

#is there a broadchurch renaissance on or am i just seeing a lot of broadchurch posts because i've been liking broadchurch posts#because if there's a renaissance on i need to participate because they have never left my brain#i've been wanting to rewatch but i needed an excuse

idk, I'm just giffing a lot of Broadchurch lately while going through my rewatch, but we should definitely start a Broadchurch renaissance

Surprising exactly no-one, Jim moved in permanently the next day anyway

(Credit to @depsidase for the original post)