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Shevek (they/them, fae/faer, 21+); this is where I keep the stuff I'm fond of; follow at your own risk (nsfw posts not tagged); my AO3 account; need an ao3 invitation? hmu!
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darka-3363

A Star Wars fic where, due to a clerical error, Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent to supervise the Coruscant Guard for two weeks while he heals his broken arm, instead of being sent to some other planet to negotiate a cease-fire.

Suddenly, Commander Fox understands why Cody likes his general so much. The man is ruthlessly efficient, and bitches about natborn politicians as if he'd been in the guard this whole time.

Meanwhile Palpatine has conniptions because Obi-Wan is on his No Senate Meeting List, because he actually can understand all that's being said and then is able to translate it into simpler words, which is so not bueno for Sheev. He wants people to be more confused, not less.

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aleatoryw

actually now that I think about it it's very funny that obi-wan was using his whole-ass unchanged last name while in hiding after being like, publicly a member of the Jedi council, a high-ranking political and military body, ten fucking years ago. the cashier at the moisture store asks for a name for the order and is like Ben Kenobi? like that old Jedi general? I wonder what he's up to these days and obi-wan nearly outs himself by saying "this"

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