Emmentaler cheese brain in chief

[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

we take turns

there's this character dynamic that's not necessarily enemies to lovers, where one or both parties don't initially respect or trust the other person in much the same way that a feral animal sees anyone who tries to approach it first as a threat that's like cocaine to me

it's this

"Poor thing." (condescending) (flirting)

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

Andreil + Kevin

the boys are getting along <3

love is real

I fall for it every time :/

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

Safety Shower Demonstration

[ID: A tweet from @/oldmanyaois that reads, “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being a good dog.” End ID.]

where am i