why does no one ever talk about the fact that ron desantis was highkey crushing on godot. like even his wife was like "yea he loves dudes in masks" and nobody in the fandom ever talks about it
DELITE DELITE RON DELITE FROM THE HIT GAME ACE ATTORNEY: TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON GODOT
"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
"it's concerning if university students are genuinely struggling to read full adult-level books for class" and "don't overstate the reporting of a single news article" and "if this shift is genuinely real, it's reflective of broad curriculum changes in lower education levels, probably at least in part due to remote schooling during COVID, and doesn't mean the new generation is being willfully Stupid and Vapid" and "when reading for personal pleasure people should read whatever they like without shame" and "reading from a broad variety of genres, styles, and authorial backgrounds will improve your understanding of both literature and the real world" and "actively mocking people for their tastes in books does not encourage them to become more adventurous you're just being mean" and also "but seriously adult books are not just boringly pretentious nothingburgers padded with pointless sex scenes, and claiming they are just shows how little you've read" all can and should co-exist.
"That was beneath me" is such a delightfully funny way to apologise. Like yeah I did something shitty that I regret doing, and I'm ready to admit to both of those points, but you're shitting squirrels if you think I'm going to get off my moral high horse to do that.
every time i see the taylor swift tour shit in toronto i think of that post where somebody said eras tour is shen yun for white women and i lose it
being chronically on tumblr is so embarrassing because i look like a crazed stalker liking peoples posts 1 millisecond after it was posted
Aurora Borealis by Henry Clive, 1935.
Shoutout to the guy with the white cane at the emergency access door who heard me say "hello sir" and just dropped his head, sighed, and went "this isn't the entrance, is it." Either you're going thru some shit or you're a very funny criminal doing his best and I appreciate that
for the record I am aware that the white guide cane typically denotes low vision, it was just the absolute and immediate total certainty with which this man clocked "polite customer service voice correcting an error" and skipped every stage of grief on his way to acceptance
giovanni
The way Nightshade is confirmed to use they/them and Optimus apologized and moved on properly is so nice
You heard him, OP says trans rights
*adds a show to my “to watch” list knowing it will be months or years before I do, in fact, watch it*
Going to Rocky Horror tonight. I can’t believe I used to do makeup like this FREQUENTLY.
Me, looking in the mirror: did I really look this trashy in college?
Also me: you were a theatre student and member of the LGBTQIAP+ group in 2007, how do you THINK you looked?
Also me: you’re going to Rocky Horror, if you can’t look trashy there you can’t look trashy anywhere.
The two people sitting next to me look like they turned 18 yesterday and their outfits are so extremely modern. Like, you can absolutely see the J-fashion and Hazbin Hotel influences.
I LOVE this, because they’re clearly here to have a good time, and they VERY understood the assignment and are making it their own for their generation.
So, uh.
If a busk on your corset bends, and you’re laced into it, how do you get out?
How on earth did your busk bend while you were wearing it? Those are supposed to take a fair amount of force to bend even a little.
Longline corset, bent over. Luckily I was able to get out of it, it just took some doing.
Final thoughts on tonight: This was extremely fun. But if you're a younger queer coming to RHPS, I am going to ask you not to scream "ew hetero sex" at the screen, even if you think you're being playful. RHPS has never been about exclusion or "ew, gross." It is a celebration of all things "ew, gross." If you can't welcome all, you are not part of the all who are welcome. The solution to the paradox of tolerance is that it is a social contract and once you have broken it, the other parties are no longer required to extend its courtesies to you.
