The signs as Brittany’s quotes
Aries: “ You look terrible. I look awesome.”
Taurus: “ The Bible told me that dinosaurs and cavemen lived side-by-side for millions of years in peace, and I think that’s something that we should totally celebrate.”
Gemini: “ My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid and after a while I started to believe them and it wasn’t until I walked in this room and joined this club that I really started believing in myself.”
Cancer: “ Well, i didn’t. I was always popular, but I do forget to wear underwear sometimes. “
Leo: “ I was sure that our Nationals trophy would grow over the summer.”
Virgo: “ I’m more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now. It’s Brittany… bitch.”
Libra: “ I’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary.”
Scorpio: “ Let me break it down. No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you’re shorter than a lawn gnome. Joe, you look like a Yucatan spider monkey. Tina is… you’re just Tina. “
Sagittarius: “ Plus my blanket and my pillow fell in the pool. Disaster!”
Capricorn: “ I want Lord Tubbington to kick his ecstasy addiction.”
Aquarius: “ I’m also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I’m starting to believe in my own magic.”
Pisces: “ Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?”
This is absurdly funny to me.
