glee fic where Sam and Tina hook up and have sex, and when they come they both call out Blaine’s name.
I was eating a pancake and choked on a blueberry when I read this.
Remind me to tell y’all why I think Tina and Sam would be that couple that don’t like each other but have sex because…sex. Then eventually warm up to each other.
And Tina is totally banging him because nice abs and hey, if Blaine likes him so damn much…
Meanwhile Sam’s like “I won’t get too emotionally invested in her and jump into this relationship head first like I do every other relationship. No more teen proposals for me yaaay!”
Then they end up getting married because Tina catches the bouquet at Kurt and Blaine’s wedding, and YOU KNOW Sam’s going to propose after that because its ~fate~ and then Tina’s going to say yes because abs and good God they are going to have the messiest divorce.
I found this in my likes and in light of Trio, it is even MORE DELIGHTFUL