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I want a movie where Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pine swap out for the same character every time the scene changes. Like no one comments on it or anything, they just all play the same character and rotate playing them.
Directed by Chris Nolan: “The Chrisis”
I heard that in the next ST movie, Chekov will be in another ship, which is fine because seeing another actor playing him would be too sad. But the other day I started thinking that maybe there should be another character, a new one, because it would be right to do again what Roddenberry did when he added Pavel Chekov to the crew. I mean, back in the 60s, Chevov was way more than a cute kid. It was the middle of the Cold War and he was from Russia, the sworn enemy of the USA at the time. His presence at the bridge was a symbol of peace, of hope.
Since things have changed, this new Chekov never had the same meaning. So maybe they should add someone with that meaning now. I’m not American, I don’t know what country he or she should come from. Maybe from North Korea? Cuba? Iran? Whatever country America hates most now, this new character should be from there. Put an Iranian woman wearing a Starfleet approved hijab on the bridge and don’t make a single comment about it because it’s the 23th century now and no one gives a shit about these things. Then, she’ll give us the same message that Chekov gave us in 1967: things will get better.
@Ham fans have u seen this yet
I promise that I’ll make y’all proud.
okay, what about clint barton getting assigned to an op with a new partner
and they have to go undercover as a married couple
clint doesn’t want to. in fact, he has the exact opposite of wanting to. he hates playing domestic
except, this time it’s easy. they mesh well. they work well together. and when it turns out that helen is using the pta bake sale to spread mind-control nanobots to the other wealthy parents into drones, it’s almost seamless to take her out and save the day
so they go home, and that night he finds himself calling his partner again
“hey,” he says when she picks up. “wanna stay married?”
“sure,” laura says. “come on over.”
When Coulson calls Clint up with a new assignment three weeks later, they’re at brunch.
“Where are you?” Coulson asks. “It sounds like a duck pond.”
“I’m at brunch with my wife,” Clint answered, making faces at Laura across the table. She kicks him in the foot.
“Wife? What wife?”
“The one you assigned me,” Clint answers. “Oh, by the way, thanks, Phil. You should start a dating service.”
Eventually, Laura suggests, after several more months of confused phone calls from people who hang up with the mistaken notion that they must be at brunch for a mission that hey, maybe they should actually get a piece of paper that says they’re married and not just confuse people all the time.
At first Clint is baffled by this.
They get to go on dates and no one ever interrupts them with stupid paperwork questions while they’re out.
“But if they think we’re on a long-term undercover gig, we’re not going to get other projects,” Laura points out. Also, they could have really good cake at their wedding. A fake marriage doesn’t have wedding cake.
Clint agrees on the condition that the cake is purple.
Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around
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Petition for apple to make siri have the option to sound like jarvis
johannska: Darren got his first fishnet tear
Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument is gorgeous in the spring! Located in south Arizona, Organ Pipe Cactus protects 516 square miles of Sonoran Desert. In the spring, the park’s landscape is carpeted in wildflowers — like yellow poppies, blue lupine and magenta common owl’s clover. Photo courtesy of Ed Cooper.
Amy Santiago and Rosa Diaz star in their own 60s teen detective series.
Take me there
People are worried about how Kurt and Blaine could possibly have gotten a marriage license at such short notice, but I think it’s pretty obvious that Brittany took care of that by transporting them back in time.
I prefer the version where Santana and Brittany put on their Klaine costumes and got it for them in advance.
Noah (ft. Laura Dreyfuss) Cover of “Elastic Heart” by Sia
