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cantaloupe

love ed’s “captain goes down with the ship” line after the leap day discovery because, babe, it’s not even your fucking boat

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glamaphonic

okay but this is even funnier than that

because, like, despite everyone subsequently ignoring it for the most part, ed and his crew invaded and comandeered the revenge while stede was incapacitated.

and as izzy alludes to, the standard operating procedure would be along the lines of getting the ship repaired by all available hands then either recruiting or killing them, and adding the ship to the fleet.

and it would certainly be standard to kill the captain. and i'm sure that's even what ed's crew, especially izzy, expected after ed had sated whatever curiosity he had about ~the gentleman pirate.

so it IS actually ed's boat in pirate terms.

and the only reason stede is still acting as captain for the rest of the show is because ed basically just goes "haha you're so sexy wanna hang out?" and effectively cedes the revenge back to stede and lets him do whatever he wants bcs stede flashed him a well-turned ankle lol.

It's also why we get the "who are we saying is captain now?" question from Roach immediately after The Art of Fuckery. It's Ed's boat because he invaded it, and he doesn't officially give it back to Stede until after Izzy has rowed off into the sunrise. He just... kind of doesn't say anything between episode four and that moment about Stede continuing to act as captain, and it's so funny.

ed was out here staring at stede's ass muttering, "uh huh sure you're the captain you're definitely sex- s-soooo much the captain doing captain things absolutely."

while the entire crew is like baffled about what the heirarchy is or what is even going on.

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nthspecialll

I think it is funny how terrible of a hunter Arthur is, because while we can make him a good hunter, cannonically he quite sucks.

  • He cannot use a bow in the beginning of the game.
  • Literally says he is a terrible fisher several times, which is also proven through the story Dutch tells about him buying three fish instead of catching them on his own.
  • Hosea tells a story about Arthur having hunted rabbits before but used a shotgun and absolutely obliterated them.

Arthur is quite often on longer trips so I can just imagine Dutch and Hosea making sure he brings enough food with him because they know if he runs out he is actually fucked.

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hannibalzero

What I think of Whenever Arthur Morgan leaves the gang to live in Wapiti with Charles in fanfics haha

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*thinks about how jack was like "later losers"* he is literally 13 years old <3 he is literally the bully from a shitty 80s coming-of-age movie except he is 50 years old and wears a fringe vest instead of a black t-shirt with a skull on it. guy who never grew up (derogatory)

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