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weirdplutoprince

Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

#this is problem sleuth
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issuesh

does 'cannibalism as a metaphor for desire/love' work if one of them is a dog

#absolutely it does although it must necessarily take on the implication of instinct .#the dog bites but why does it bite#it bites and cannot help itself it does not resist and that takes on meaning#the enacting of base instinct and violence!!! the hand that feeds !!!!#and can one be brought to heel if one is a dog?#i loooove dog metaphor cannibalism metaphor (bashing rocks together to invent fire)#problem sleuth#spades slick#ssps#slicksleuth#others art#tw blood
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correlatedcontents

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

#this is so real prev prev#pickle inspector
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