stone cold facts

You’re laughing. The destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy and you’re laughing.

Adore it when Tim reveals his identity and someone on his team throws their hand up over their eyes automatically like he's naked or something

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

I've already got at least twenty jokes lined up for this day.

Mob!AU Tim, in where he is reminiscing about his childhood dreams and how silly they were (if only he knew).

Tim is not usually the one to get his hands dirty, but sometimes both Darla and Bernard are busy so it is up to him to finish the “work”. Don’t worry the man is ok… or he will be, as soon as his family pay for their transgression against the Aquistas.

DISCLAIMER: This is for people who DON'T want to read all the books. For those who'd prefer to skip the more ridiculous aspects of the series. If you plan to read all of them, do so in the order of release. :)

So I made a Vampire Chronicles reading guide because I've been seeing some people confused about this monster of a series after watching the show and wanting more. I stopped at Blood Canticle, it being considered the end of the series for many, but I'll add the 3 after it on another post AND The New Tales of the Vampires. Btw, I didn't display them like this, but I'd probably read Merrick before The Vampire Armand if you're not going to read the layer after that because David's character would seem totally random in The Vampire Armand if not.

(Also, this is really just my personal opinion on how to read the series at the end of the day. If you super love one of the books I put towards the end, that's ok! To each their own, pleasedontkillme.)

I agree on the first three. They're the core and best books to read. I can’t speak for most of the others due to giving up on the series after reading half of The Vampire Armand and getting tired (that should tell you all you need to know)

The first three are great reads, but don't expect the characters to be anywhere near as good as their show counterparts (Louis in particular, Jacob brought so much life to that character it's insane)

It's always the cheaters who are the most paranoid about being cheated on 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jason: Where are my fucking guns?!

Bruce: Language!

Jason: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking guns?!

"Wilf quiet, fascinated by these two" THE END OF TIME: PART TWO, 2010

Idk how people look at scenes like this and don't think they are totally gay for each other.

i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

Bruce definitely trained all the Robins to abandon him if things got bad. He'd give them scenarios like him trapped under something in a fire, hypothermic conditions, he's too injured, and they need to get information to Lucius, and the list goes on. And to date, the only bit of training his kids have continually failed, whether in simulation or practice, is failing to leave him behind.

Bruce Wayne calling any of his children sweetheart.

Especially if they are hurt or crying or otherwise distraught.

That’s it. That’s the post.

Maybe it’s just the introvert in me talking, but if I were living with a romantic partner, I would actually love for us to have separate bedrooms. I think it’d work best for me to have our own spaces to retreat to and be alone when we needed it (I certainly need it on a daily basis), and also so our sleep habits and schedules don’t bother the other. I have terrible sleep and if I slept with someone else every night I’d hate to drag them into my sleep problems too. Besides, that way we can have sleepovers with each other when we want to, and it’ll make those nights we do sleep together even more special.

tim's got the vibe of the viet mom who makes way too much thịt kho and gets stuck eating it for leftovers for weeks