It's all comfy here

i had this thought right before it got repealed and it didnt seem appropriate to make the post. but the abortion rights case in splatoon would still be named Roe vs. Wade

grovlye

come closer we are a normal pokemon spinoff series

In preparation for the upcoming Big Run, that requires urgent action, we have prepared a special item, "Heavy Duty Slopsuit" that you can pick up on the Nintendo Switch News App!

Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point.

Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".

Happy Pride Month

This video talks about a Splatoon weapon whose appearance resembles a pencil, but taken out of context it looks as if it's calling an actual pencil overpowered and I find that hilarious.

As soon as i saw this i had to redraw it with archie

I love the plot of Splatoon games because it’s just

“hello Young Child I am a War Veteran, you must help my grandchildren Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish to save our cities only form of energy. A giant fucking Eel. Have this gun.”

Genuinely foul

Enchantment tier list

Mr Grizz with a belly full of egg shape- you know what post cancelled, I don't want to do this anymore

To me, there are 5 teammates in every Salmon Run, and the 5th one is the Slammin Lid.

absolutely unreal that booting up splatoon is how i learned this news