i’m afraid he’s already bewitched me
My friend Lucanis is the funniest person I know.
Lucanis complains that resurrection wastes the effort of a good kill. Which. Yeah. Anyway I cannot leave Emmrich out of my party, I love him too much 😔
Gotta share my Rook here as well! Baby... Baby boy... I am so attached to him... Look at those puppy eyes...
("I wont buy Veilguard," I said. "Never been into Dragon Age after all," I said. "Oh hello, who are these interesting characters-" I said and then bought Veilguard.)
Two sleep deprived Crows, what will they do. (Kiss. I am going to make them kiss)
i do love that the first thing lucanis does when he arrives is make a grocery list. then he cleans the kitchen, sets the table, and starts the kitchen fire. then he goes to the market and gets everyone a personalized Little Treat. then he gets his Own little treat in the form of a coffee. then he just stuffs himself into an actual cupboard and broods. he just hangs out there. in the dark. im obsessed with him. this man was imprisoned for the past year with nothing but a literal demon for company and his first instinct is to care for and feed the party. his second instinct is to be emo. iconic behavior.
you look great in that frog costume
reblog to tell your mutuals they look great in that frog costume.
LUCANIS DELLAMORTE
laurie 😔
"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."
"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."
do u ever get emotional about the fact that tchaikovsky, a gay man, wrote his Romeo and Juliet overture for his brother and his brother’s gay lover bc I sure as hell do
AND HE WAS A SUB????
romance dawn trio
can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?
[ID: #it's fun to stay at the Y/M/She/They! End ID]
being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like