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Gonna Whack Dan Off

@ingydar-phan

✭ Lancer ✭
He/him
Adult
Dan and Phil + miscellaneous gay shit
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dan and phil in the preshow saying they’re gonna sleep after tour only to then for some reason say “yeah” to each other a bunch and then be like are we gonna do anything else?? WHAT ARE YOU UP TO ???

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If anyone doesn’t already have them, here are the measurements i got on the Dan and Phil photocards (note these are only the US ones, i think the European ones were a slightly different size?)

2.5 inches wide / 6.2 cm wide

Not quite 3.5 inches tall / 9.2 cm tall

If u care to, please share what photocard holders or binders you’re using! I’m currently looking for a binder that will hold 10 cards (not individual holders) but no pressure.

Editing to add how do i tell if it’s drop shipped? I don’t want some temu crap i want something handmade.

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phanyu

actually do u ever think about how the appeal of dan and phil isnt even that theyre THAT funny it's that they find each other so authentically, genuinely, gorgeously funny that it's impossible to not be enthralled by their joy for each other. scooch over yall.....

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phanyu

like how gay do you have to be to create an in-lore excuse for you to get to start holding your lover's hand in pictures with fans. IT'S NOT ABOUT U. DONT CRAFT OR CRY.

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phregnancy
Anonymous asked:

wait they have letterboxed accs?? I'm not tapped into film or the social media they have

yeah i think they’re danisnotonfilm and amazingphilm on letterboxd

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ingydar-phan

Screamed when i saw this bc Letterboxd is my best friend in the whole world

Found both accounts listed and they look real (especially because they share a ton of films which would make sense if they watched them together) so i followed them, very exciting for meeee (how do we know these tho?)

Also looked up AmazingPhil which has an account but idk if it’s an alt (still very active) or an impersonator

There’s no danisnotonfire but there is a danielhowell but i don’t think that’s him nor an impersonator cuz the display name is “nea”. Also they (nea from Finland aka not Dan) rated The Substance 2 stars which is crazy.

What other insight do we have, phannies???

Ok time for me to judge Dans ratings (of the movies I’ve seen)

Saltburn 4 stars - ok yea agreeable i guess. I liked it, saw it i think 3 times, good rating

Barbie 4 stars - ehh i mean understandable. I didn’t LOVE it i think it had some issues but it was incredibly entertaining so sure i guess. I would’ve gone with 3 or 3.5 maybe

Pearl 4 stars - Pearl is one of my absolute favs so it’s ofc a 5 star for me but yea 4 is fine

Top gun maverick 5 stars - I’ve literally never seen a top gun movie in my life but Daniel “don’t settle for neoliberalism” Howell 🤨 what’s up with that

Midsommar 5 stars - yes king we love to see it. I had to watch it twice to understand wtf was going on but still deserved

Spiderman into the Spiderverse 4 stars - fair rating. I’d probably give it 4.5 but whatever

A quiet place 4 stars - LMFAO why??? I gave that shit like i think 2 stars that was so hilariously bad and made no sense pffff ok buddy

I Tonya 4 stars - I’ve never seen the movie but it made me happy he watched it bc it reminded me of the “it ony a movie” Drew Gooden joke so hehe ok

I’m bored of scrolling now so that’s it. Ok bye

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