everybody stop liking my sappy post about loving my friends and start talking to me about fall out boy goddamnit
The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols
your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan
i need some good news. did those tv firefighters fuck at least
hate that i’m just supposed to do my job like normal.
i’m a white guy in a blue state and i’m terrified for my future.
i know it’s personal but if you are ever interested in sharing that story on here i’d be interested in hearing it! <3
hehehehe thanks anon i love talking about my heart problems <3 medical story time below so trigger warning for all that; tldr i died but i got better
i hate people who know chess and highways. don't say numbers to me
the internet really is not real life because apparently i did not make a post when i died that one time but in real life it’s all i talk about
charli (xcx) summer is over it’s charlie (barnes) winter
Here’s a little comic I did about some of the stupid teenager stuff I used to do growing up in the suburbs.
ebaby (ebay for babies). is that anything
cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭
[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank)" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant rosh hashanah". In front of Bugs there is a jar of honey, a stack of apples and pomegranates. In front of bug's mouth there is a shofar.]
love toeing the line between self advocacy and making people think i am an addict in order to get the medication i need to function
if i get another email from a person that i interviewed with that goes “you’re sooo awesome and cool and talented and a good fit for this job but we’re not gonna hire you xoxo” i’m going to sneak into their houses and smash all of their plates
i'm going to (remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health) destroy the glee club