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Andrew Tate gets banned off of Twitter for convincing people (mostly little boys) to sexually harass (or just straight-up rape) women (or little girls) and claiming that he moved to Romania so he can traffic them.
Grimes leaves Elon Musk for a trans woman.
Musk buys Twitter so it can be a cesspool of hate.
Musk unbans Andrew Tate.
Tate randomly tweets at Greta Thunberg about his cars.
Greta calls his dick small.
Tate gets pissed off and in a response to her he posts a picture of himself with the Romanian pizza he ordered.
Andrew and Tristan Tate gets arrested for kidnapping women and forcing them to do sex work.
We should thank Grimes. Without her Musk’s transphobia would’ve never gotten a human trafficker arrested.
Also Andrew Tate preemptively said “if I’m dead in jail it wasn’t suicide” way before any of this happened so the first domino could lead to another Epstein conspiracy theory.
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So let me get this straight
1. Elon Musk buys Twitter
2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate
3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg
4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him
5. He gets mad and posts a video response
6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location
7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking
That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.
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At least Tumblr gets money
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like to charge reblog to cast
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Elon Musk said on Twitter that now users had to use the word Pennies instead of Penis or they'd be permanently banned and I woke up with the phrase: "Your mom sucks pennies cause she can't afford penis," in my head.
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it's kinda amazing how both twitter with elon and the metaverse with zuckerberg are BURNING right now, companies might have to just take note that you can't brute force people to like and buy whatever you piss out with advertising.
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#this had to be done
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Twitter is finally being fucking hilarious after the Elon Musk takeover, I must say.
Who knew that in order for Twitter to be funny, it would first have to start dying?
the wheeze of a deadman walking.
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on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat
Tell him Misha
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nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post