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Fell headfirst into the Witcher fandom, and not quite sure what I'm doing. inexplicifics on AO3.
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Hello friends!

I am the writer of the Accidental Warlord and His Pack, which is probably how you found me. I am astonished and delighted by how much joy it has brought to everyone, and utterly gleeful at how many people have chosen to come and play in my silly AU. All my fics, Accidental Warlord and otherwise, are available on AO3.

My askbox is open! I am happy to answer most questions (unless they’re spoilers) and I cherish all the asks I get, even if I don’t respond. I am inexplicifics#2690 on Discord, and am always happy to make new friends there. I answer to inexplicifics or inex, and my pronouns are she/her.

If you would like to podfic, remix, make art of, or otherwise play with any of my fic, please feel free, and please do let me know so I can come and squee about it!

FAQ:

  • The goose trick is likely to remain a noodle incident, but many clever people have submitted ideas as to what it could be, all of which are tagged “#goose trick” on this blog. At this point, I think the winning theory is that Ciri is just going down a list of tricks, inventing new ones as the old ones are forbidden.
  • I am probably not going to be writing anything from Warlord!Geralt’s point of view, because I cannot get him to talk to me! Which seems fitting, somehow…
  • I do not have a kofi or a Patreon; the only payment I desire for my fic is happy comments.
  • There is a map of AW AU fans around the world - feel free to send an ask with your location if you want to be added!
  • And there is now a Discord server run by the lovely @serpencexalloid: https://discord.gg/NN3dDgynXU

Works inspired by the Accidental Warlord AU:

This has become such a long list that I’ve moved it all into a spreadsheet! Please let me know if I’ve forgotten anything, or if any of the links don’t work, and go give some love to the amazing writers, artists, singers, and podficcers who have chosen to play in this silly AU!

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Anonymous asked:

Are the cranes gone in your newest work? Their school wasn't mentioned

Not so much gone as that they don't exist yet! In canon the Crane School is created after the Second Conjunction, and I'm using that timeline, roughly, for this 'verse, so the Cranes have not yet come into being!

#questions answered#another man's treasure
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so--many-fandoms asked:

Someone else already said it but I’ve gotta agree, Jaskier is definitely the DM.

As for who plays Jaskier? I raise you Vesemir. Defying expectations of responsibility, facilitating chaos, and flirting outrageously with everyone in his (character’s) age bracket? Definitely Vesemir.

Also I think Lambert would play Vesemir; in tw3 he shows he likes pretending to be Vesemir to mock him, and I think that would continue into the dnd au lol (and then he accidentally ends up being Actually Responsible and not too happy about it).

Milena playing lambert and shocking everyone by using very in character language is a brilliant idea! I forget who said that but I love it. I think milena as lambert could play an artificer maybe?

Aiden could be Milena (class: Rogue); pretty, pointy, stealthy, and very into lambert.

I like the Ciri as Geralt idea a lot too! Maybe if Ciri was playing Geralt, Geralt would play Ciri (wild Magic sorcerer)? Although I could also see Geralt wanting to play a more knightly character too.

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All of these are glorious! Aiden playing Milena is hilarious, and so is Lambert playing Vesemir and having to be responsible, the horrors.

#questions answered#crowdsourced d&d au
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Anonymous asked:

Eskel: which one will get me laid the most often?

Jaskier, the DM and also the Ivar character: Bard class.

Eskel: sign me the fuck up.

^ the story of how Eskel slipped, tripped, and fell ass-backwards into being the de-facto Jaskier character. He had no idea what he was getting into.

Also a hilarious option!

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Anonymous asked:

For the D&D AU - Vesemir considers playing someone responsible for approximately 5 seconds, then discards the idea.

He's Ciri. Yes, he comes up with all the ideas for the goose tricks himself.

His sons are scared. Ciri is delighted. Jaskier is ROFL.

AUGH I LOVE IT.

Ciri is overjoyed.

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waxywolf asked:

I can only imagine jaskier playing himself in the dnd campaign, and it starts very jokingly with him swooning, “alas my character has been sold off to the warlord of the north! Mercy!” just to make Ciri laugh

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Adding to this the ask I just got from a brilliant anon:

Jaskier plays himself. He insists on improvising and singing all the songs dnd!Jaskier sings.

So yes, Jaskier absolutely plays himself!

#questions answered#crowdsourced d&d au
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violettabbycat asked:

Geralt is playing Coën. He wants to be a knight irl in the modern au, so he *will* play the most knightly character.

Ciri is playing Geralt. Many “hm”s interrupted by giggles.

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*delighted giggling*

bonbonqueen in the replies suggested Geralt would play Roach, but since that's a nonspeaking part I expect he can do both!

#questions answered#crowdsourced d&d au
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Anonymous asked:

lambert and milena play lambert and milena but reversed. like they make characters inspired by each other and only realize once they're at the table (i will admit i have only a vague idea of what the modern au is so if it doesn't have milena then my apologies. but yeagh. i think it would be cute. the ultimate seeing how my partner sees me thing)

Okay I love that, actually. Especially if modern!Lambert is sitting there gawping at modern!Milena while she swears in-character as AWAU!Lambert.

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rosestormwolf asked:

*jerks wide awake in bed*

I JUST HAD A STORY IDEA-

AWAU but it’s the modern au characters’ dnd campaign

(If I was better at writing and better at dnd I would write this omg)

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This is a delightful idea. The question is, which modern AU character is playing which AWAU character?

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Anonymous asked:

It'd be so funny if as a young teen milena tries to use her daemon and the house crest as a reason she should be allowed to bite people. After all swans have teeth

I think by the time Cyneheard settles as a swan she's old enough not to make that argument...unfortunately.

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Anonymous asked:

Anything left for the L/A/M goddess!Milena snippets? If so, could I please have some? It looked more angsty than your usual snippets, do you intend for it to go the fluffy smut route as usual?

Oh, it'll be fluffy smut eventually - most of my writing is, after all - but it might take a little while to get there. Have a little more angst first!

Lambert watches Aiden and the griffin go over the edge of the cliff together, and his frantic lunge is just too slow to catch them. He makes it down to the bottom of the cliff in a panicked, too-fast scramble, skinning his knees and his palms and wrenching a shoulder and not caring about any of it as he hauls the griffin’s carcass away from his lover and falls to his knees next to Aiden’s broken body. Aiden is, horribly, still conscious: he blinks so-green eyes up at Lambert and smiles even as blood wells between his lips. “Lamb,” he whispers. Swallow’s not gonna fix this, nor Kiss, nor anything short of - Well, of divine intervention.
#questions answered#wip folders game
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