Uhm. 🤣🤣🤣

Gabriel-cat is HERE✨ (with a box and so many names)🤭

🎶Everyday it's a-gettin' closer🎶

I imagined him as a Russian Blue💙

Notes: Yes, he has two beds. First one (the hanged one) is mostly his watchtower~ And, the box. That box🤭 Cats like boxes, right?

Should I draw Beelzebub too?🐈‍⬛🪰

I was nodding along innocently, as you do. Then I saw the harness and leash... 🤣

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

still + notworks = stotworks.

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

8 notes

What the fuck

This one again! Haven't seen this post in ages. 📷

This… this is the best thing I ever drew. I will never top this.

I think I've never seen this one before? So relatable! 😂😂😂

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

This takes a lot of courage in a lot of important ways good job OP

btw when you're being mean to aziraphale this is who you're being mean to. hope this helps

Am I mean for laughing out loud, seeing this? Sorry, dear! I'm not laughing at you, okay? 🥺

TV night 👀

BAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH

*snorts* This is absolutely awesome! 😂😂😂 Why does it remind me so much of that famous banned add, though?

There is also a Eurasian animal called "Elk," Alces alces. We Americans call that animal "moose." They, too, are a type of deer, bigger than the American animal called "Elk," Cervus canadensis or wapiti.

If you want to go down rabbitholes, the disambiguation pages have other animals (including fish) and interesting asides:

Indeed, we do. Imagine the flirt that can result of chocolate mousse being on the menu somewhere. 😂

Holy shit, this fandom! 😂

Yeah, like I said.... Holy shit! I need some coffee now. 😋

HELP. I CANT STOP WRITING LITTLE A+Cs IN MY NOTEBOOKS AND ON MY ARMS AND EVERYWHERE

Why would you need any help with that? Is your pen running out of ink or something? Here, take a new one. 🖊 😉

Since SO MANY of you liked my Aziraphale-cat...🤭✨😺 (THREE illustrations today!!)

1. Introducing: Aziraphale (cat), I imagined him as a British Shorthair✨

2. Aziraphale's must have! You cannot possibly adopt him without each one of these essentials!✨😺

But MOST OF ALL:

3. They're a set, do not separate. (and consider to give them a room... they're quite loud)

BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

Awwww. 🥰🥰🥰

Spotted in Nantes, France

Do you see my vision ?

IT’S THEM

I see the vision clearly! However, Crowley gets to wear trousers here apparently. What about Aziraphale? The things I'm picturing right now... 👀👀👀

Okay, hard reblog, because this is not only funny, but really fucking useful and important. Seriously, have your personal CPR song ready to play in your mind in case you have to do this. Also, start counting out loud the last five of the 30 chest compressions if you take turns with someone else.

*boop*

Hope you're all doing well, folks. Spooky season may technically be over, but it's always Halloween in my heart. And though time marches on, every day (see what I did there?) brings us a little closer to seeing Michael Sheen and David Tennant with dyed hair again...

Thanks to @prinxlegolass for help with sourcing a couple of the text posts this week!

last meme dump

These are brilliant!

Posting with less than an hour of Halloween here 😅

I think I’ve only done a comic for a birthday one other time but Insane Vic’s ask was just crying out to be done in story form. They wanted me to have the ineffable duo do swapped costumes (Crowley as an angel, Aziraphale as a demon) for Halloween- which I have done and was fairly cute… but this time they asked me to give Aziraphale *checks notes* “the c***iest outfit I could think of” and Crowley “losing his mind over it.” Well, I hope you all enjoy. 🤣

I feel like Mrs. Sandwich must have worked SO HARD helping him pull this together. 😂

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Feigning illness? Are you sure, Angel? This is awesome! 😂

yes and

and 

Where's the lie?

in which aziraphale reverts to old habits, crowley is outraged, and they still do not talk about it

Aziraphale, no! 😂 Perfectly in character, though! 🤷‍♀️

I like the idea that angels can hear prayers that name them

And there was some effort on Heaven's part to keep Aziraphale's name away from human lips, so Aziraphale gets very few if any prayers. All his work and credit go to Gabriel or Michael. It used to be a bit demotivating, but he's gotten more or less used to it

But Crowley prays to him sometimes, and it comes as a kind of tingle, a kind of echoing confusion of words that he understands only because it is in his nature to do so

Aziraphale

The words trickle in, he can feel them in his bones and his heart

Guardian of the Eastern Gate, Keeper of Books, do you hear my prayer?

And Aziraphale sits up to listen better, for this is rare and worthy of attention

I think your phone's off the hook. I'm in the bottle shop, they've got a sale on Chardonnay, are you running low?

Aziraphale glances at his phone, which has fallen off its hook. He glances at the pile of recently emptied bottles of white wine. He tips his head to the side in consideration, then gets up and calls Crowley back

Lol, I wasn't expecting that turn of events. Love it. 😂