Ok so I need to talk about God - like the Good Omens version.
For this fic I'm writing atm I needed a way to prove God loves all the queers (this totally makes sense in context, just bear with me). And I realised this God is a woman!
(Well, I think Neil said somewhere that they are non-binary, but that works too - let's just go with female presenting for the sake of this argument, okay?).
So if female presenting God had a child with Mary, then Jesus has two mums - and that's BRILLIANT. I'll just let Jesus from my fic take it from here:
“You do realise I have two mothers don’t you? God and Mary. And a very supportive step-dad that is,” Jesus added angrily. “I don’t want to assume a label, but I’m pretty sure God isn’t straight. So can you just quit whining about these two,” he gestured to Aziraphale and Crowley, “being in love and mind your own business?”
(https://archiveofourown.org/works/50601508/chapters/127825873)