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Danger noodle of Eden

@ineffablerainstorm

30s, queer af, any pronouns
Good Omens hyperfixation At least 80% Crowley at all times Apparantly stuff about leaning on things and not sitting straight Every snek Crowley deserves a boop 🕶️🐍
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vellichorius

i cannot BELIEVE the statue that i just saw in Wilde (1997). like. no way.

My new headcanon: The statue isn't an elaborate spicy inside joke by Crowley. No. Aziraphale saw that version of it while hanging out with his bro Oscar and was like: "Omg the perfect gift for my demon husband! Just missing some dramatic wings".

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The only reason Aziraphale didn't mention the Eagle Lectern in Crowley's flat (and question it) is because he doesn't remember anything from the bombing at 1941 other than just Crowley saving him and seeing Crowley for the first time and Crowley saving him from the Nazis by entering the holy ground, Crowley ,Crowley ,Crowley.......

I think he got distracted by the sex statue…

I mean, er… that beautiful piece of artwork about wrestling

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Ok so I need to talk about God - like the Good Omens version.

For this fic I'm writing atm I needed a way to prove God loves all the queers (this totally makes sense in context, just bear with me). And I realised this God is a woman!

(Well, I think Neil said somewhere that they are non-binary, but that works too - let's just go with female presenting for the sake of this argument, okay?).

So if female presenting God had a child with Mary, then Jesus has two mums - and that's BRILLIANT. I'll just let Jesus from my fic take it from here: “You do realise I have two mothers don’t you? God and Mary. And a very supportive step-dad that is,” Jesus added angrily. “I don’t want to assume a label, but I’m pretty sure God isn’t straight. So can you just quit whining about these two,” he gestured to Aziraphale and Crowley, “being in love and mind your own business?”

(https://archiveofourown.org/works/50601508/chapters/127825873)

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bea-n-art

"We can go off together" We were all thinking it, when this scene appeared in the 60th Doctor Who episode "The Giggles" "Context: This image depicts the demon Crowley played by David Tennant from Good Omens sitting next to his "husband" the angel Aziraphale played by Michael Sheen from Good Omens. They are watching the 14th Doctor from Doctor Who deliver a line that Crowley repeatedly asked his Angel. It's a cute show." htttp: www.ko-fi.com/beanart

Aziraphale: He sort of looks like you.

Crowley: Do you think he’s hot?

Aziraphale:…

Crowley:…

Kissing ensues 😂

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