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Danger noodle of Eden

@ineffablerainstorm

30s, queer af, any pronouns
Good Omens hyperfixation At least 80% Crowley at all times Apparantly stuff about leaning on things and not sitting straight Every snek Crowley deserves a boop 🕶️🐍
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After Crowley drinks the laudanum, he gets pulled down to Hell for punishment. But what if a certain Angel still had a tight hold of his waist when it happened?

In the depths of darkness, they face torturous beasts, HellFire, personal demons and a Lord of Hell in their bid to escape.

Featuring a long-suffering Lord of the Flies, wall-pinning and (consenting) undressing (not sexual... okay, it's a bit sexual).

Words: 15,065

Status: Complete

Rating: Mature

Art Credit: The Resurrection by Gustave Doré

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Here we are, I'm finally posting a fic again, yay! This is the human AU slow burn where Crowley is an author, who gets a little too inspired by a certain bookseller. Lots of pining ensues. The problem is: Aziraphale has a 'carpet guy'...

Rating E, check AO3 for tags (spicy bits skippable and not happening for a while - yes incredibly I actually managed to write a slow burn)

Sweeter than Fiction

It wasn’t so bad, misinterpreting the bookseller’s intentions. Sure, Aziraphale had a partner, and sure, Crowley had gotten his hopes up for a meet-cute straight out of one of his romance novels. But at least he’d walked away with an idea to break his latest spell of writer’s block. It wasn’t as if Crowley would ever see the angel again. No chance that Aziraphale would discover that he’d been the inspiration for N. Ashtoreth’s newest love interest. No possibility that Crowley’s creative gamble could come back to haunt him.

***** “Shit!” Crowley swore as the manuscript pages fluttered to the ground.

“You?” Aziraphale asked with a laugh. “What are the odds of bumping into each other twice? I’m so sorry my dear.”

Ohshitohshitohshit!

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Don't mind me. Just here to make a little love declaration to anyone who has ever left a comment under a fic of mine: You amazing people with your lovely words are what gets me through family dinner with my sanity halfway intact. ❤️

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Wait a sec… if we have an Aziraphale & Crowley Angelic Playlist, it means we’re gonna have an Aziraphale & Crowley Demonic Playlist too?

I think, it means they are doing my fanfiction for season 3 and "angel" Crowley goes to heaven to rescue Aziraphale. 😱😂

Excuse the self promo, this is just too funny^^

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The key to Anthony J. Crowley in two easy steps: Just drop Aziraphale's name and hint at the tiniest amount of danger and vavoom - he is yours.

Uhm yea hi, so I wrote this thing... 👉👈 It includes, but isn't limited to Crowley "working" for heaven, them getting busted snogging by Jesus Christ himself, a plan to stop the Second Coming, a pretend second Fall that gets terribly mixed up with a real argument, Jesus the intern in hell, a lot of miscommunication and heaven being absolutely terrible.

It's not done yet, but getting closer. I'm updating mostly once a week. This does get quite tough here and there, but there will be a happy ending, I promise! The rating is explicit.

New chapter uploaded today:

“Well, for a start,” Crowley said slowly, fighting with the stark honesty of it all – not at all his usual style. “I didn’t saunter. I plummeted. It wasn’t vague either. It was straight downwards. Right into a burning pit of sulphur that is.”

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sometimes i hate the fact that i have to go to work and not think about good omens for a while but then i remember i work in a bar that serves talisker in an area of london called angel, islington and i'm yeah they're always with me<3

Ahh but you know what my brain did with that information?!? Mini fic incoming:

Crowley can’t go to Soho. He can’t face the bookshop with the wrong angel inside. He can’t go to the park either. Or the museum. Or the theatre. Memories of Aziraphale are everywhere.

So he goes to pubs and bars instead. He drinks and drinks and drinks until he can almost pretend to forget his aching heart.

He doesn’t plan to go anywhere in particular. But somehow he finds himself gravitating to this one place again and again.

He tries to tell himself it’s not because it’s in angel. No, certainly not.

He orders Talisker. Always a large one. Never only one. He sits in a corner and he drinks.

He wonders sometimes, when his thoughts are still clear enough, which angel is responsible for the name of the area. Or if humans came up with it all by themselves. He also wonders if angels come to drink here too. Probably not.

But mostly he thinks about one angel in particular. His angel.

And so sometimes, in the corner of a bar, in a place called angel, a demon clutches a glass of Talkisker for support and cries.

Have fun at work 😭😂

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fellshish

omg it’s FAN FICTION FRIDAY

Reblog and promote a fic of yours <3

Ok so here goes... 🙈 this is my attempt at fixing it. It gets worse before it gets better.

Crowley walked up to the first angel he saw. “Oh, hi,” he said ever so sweetly, fake smile firmly in place. “So sorry to bother you. Would you be a dear and direct me to the Supreme Archangel’s office? It’s my first day, you know. And I seem to have gotten a tad lost, I’m afraid.”

The angel stared at him. „It’s your… first day on the job?“

Or:

Where Aziraphale hints that he plans to Fall to prevent the Second Coming and Crowley decides to pursue a new job opportunity. After all "head diving into a pit of sulphur" is listed under "special skills" on the demon's CV. Crowley hasn't anticipated, however, that this rescue mission would turn into very messy fake-relationship-situation in a matter of minutes. And that Falling might be a lot harder the second time around.

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So I never post anything here, but I have to say this to someone before I pop and RL really isn’t an option here… 😅

I think about the fact that the fandom decided to tag spicy fanfics where Aziraphale is the passive one with “pillow principality” ridiculously often. ^^ and then I laugh embarrassingly in public 😂

I think it’s absolutely hilarious and I just had to get that out.

Right. That’s it. Bye 😂

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