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Danger noodle of Eden

@ineffablerainstorm

30s, queer af, any pronouns
Good Omens hyperfixation At least 80% Crowley at all times Apparantly stuff about leaning on things and not sitting straight Every snek Crowley deserves a boop 🕶️🐍
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The key to Anthony J. Crowley in two easy steps: Just drop Aziraphale's name and hint at the tiniest amount of danger and vavoom - he is yours.

Uhm yea hi, so I wrote this thing... 👉👈 It includes, but isn't limited to Crowley "working" for heaven, them getting busted snogging by Jesus Christ himself, a plan to stop the Second Coming, a pretend second Fall that gets terribly mixed up with a real argument, Jesus the intern in hell, a lot of miscommunication and heaven being absolutely terrible.

It's not done yet, but getting closer. I'm updating mostly once a week. This does get quite tough here and there, but there will be a happy ending, I promise! The rating is explicit.

New chapter uploaded today:

“Well, for a start,” Crowley said slowly, fighting with the stark honesty of it all – not at all his usual style. “I didn’t saunter. I plummeted. It wasn’t vague either. It was straight downwards. Right into a burning pit of sulphur that is.”

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How is it that it took me until now to realise that “you go too fast for me Crowley” can be viewed as referring to his driving speed not their relationship?! Is this how straight people see the world? 😂 Like I didn’t even pick up on the “code” but went straight to the gay.

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omg it’s FAN FICTION FRIDAY

Reblog and promote a fic of yours <3

Ok so here goes... 🙈 this is my attempt at fixing it. It gets worse before it gets better.

Crowley walked up to the first angel he saw. “Oh, hi,” he said ever so sweetly, fake smile firmly in place. “So sorry to bother you. Would you be a dear and direct me to the Supreme Archangel’s office? It’s my first day, you know. And I seem to have gotten a tad lost, I’m afraid.”

The angel stared at him. „It’s your… first day on the job?“

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Where Aziraphale hints that he plans to Fall to prevent the Second Coming and Crowley decides to pursue a new job opportunity. After all "head diving into a pit of sulphur" is listed under "special skills" on the demon's CV. Crowley hasn't anticipated, however, that this rescue mission would turn into very messy fake-relationship-situation in a matter of minutes. And that Falling might be a lot harder the second time around.

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