The key to Anthony J. Crowley in two easy steps: Just drop Aziraphale's name and hint at the tiniest amount of danger and vavoom - he is yours.
Uhm yea hi, so I wrote this thing... 👉👈 It includes, but isn't limited to Crowley "working" for heaven, them getting busted snogging by Jesus Christ himself, a plan to stop the Second Coming, a pretend second Fall that gets terribly mixed up with a real argument, Jesus the intern in hell, a lot of miscommunication and heaven being absolutely terrible.
It's not done yet, but getting closer. I'm updating mostly once a week. This does get quite tough here and there, but there will be a happy ending, I promise! The rating is explicit.
New chapter uploaded today:
“Well, for a start,” Crowley said slowly, fighting with the stark honesty of it all – not at all his usual style. “I didn’t saunter. I plummeted. It wasn’t vague either. It was straight downwards. Right into a burning pit of sulphur that is.”