ineffablerainstorm reblogged
How have I never noticed this before
I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then... "Oh, looky here, it's Lucifer and the guys." OK, the food hadn't been that good lately. I didn't have anything on for rest of that afternoon. Next thing, I'm doing a million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulphur.
Angels don't eat, it's even frowned upon. It's a pretty good clue that Crowley is not in fact a reliable narrator of his Fall