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Danger noodle of Eden

@ineffablerainstorm

30s, queer af, any pronouns
Good Omens hyperfixation At least 80% Crowley at all times Apparantly stuff about leaning on things and not sitting straight Every snek Crowley deserves a boop 🕶️🐍
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maon25

Doodled another scene from the awesome Good Omens / Staged crossover When Worlds Collide, by the talented @somewhere-in-wales 😊 Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves unexpectedly transported to the set of GO1, where they bump into Michael* and David* who are filming Good Omens. ( *their Staged personalities ) Dialogue from Chapter 5:

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maon25

Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves unexpectedly transported to the set of Good Omens (S1). In order not to draw any unwanted attention when leaving the set, they decide to dress as Michael and David. Michael returns first in the outfit he arrived in that day....

Omg this is the best thing ever! 😍😍😍

Art of my Staged/Good Omens crossover When Worlds Collide

@maon25 the way you've captured their expressions is perfect 😂 I love this so much ❤️

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After Crowley drinks the laudanum, he gets pulled down to Hell for punishment. But what if a certain Angel still had a tight hold of his waist when it happened?

In the depths of darkness, they face torturous beasts, HellFire, personal demons and a Lord of Hell in their bid to escape.

Featuring a long-suffering Lord of the Flies, wall-pinning and (consenting) undressing (not sexual... okay, it's a bit sexual).

Words: 15,065

Status: Complete

Rating: Mature

Art Credit: The Resurrection by Gustave Doré

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gray-omens

You ever think the whole "can I take the jacket off" was an excuse for Aziraphale to undress Crowley. He has never seen this much skin

Now have you ever thought about what happened AFTER the bath? He can’t switch back with Crowley if there is still holy water on his clothes. And his skin….

Conclusion: Aziraphale had to shower as Crowley and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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What is this madness about? Chapter 6 of my GO human AU is up!

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fellshish

you get put in one of the fics you've written (can be an existing character or yourself as an extra or whatever) which if ur fics would you prefer if you got to pic?

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that’s a super cool ask thank you!!!

i’d choose a destiel fic i wrote with @emeraldcas called changing channels: queer premiere in which dean and cas get thrown into the world of different tv shows. i just think it would be really cool to meet so many characters irl

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di-42

This should be turned into a tag game.

Tag a writer who would love this 🫡

@bellisima-writes unleash yourself!!

Oh MAN what a question - especially for my darker, angstier fics!

But it would have to be the last angel and I would be one of the Tadfield survivors. While living through an actual nuclear apocalypse would be horrifying, if I had to do it, the only fictional human characters I would want to spend it with would be that crew. Getting to hang with an adult Pepper and an adult Warlock doesn’t sound too shabby at all!

I’ll toss the question back you @di-42 and few other mutuals who’ve written multiple fics - @addledmongoose @beerok23 and @kitty-kat-undercover. No pressure!

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beerok23

Ok, this is cool.

I’ve not written too many GO fics, but I’d probably choose my WIP Runaway Groom and I’d like to be Gabriel.

I like the way I’m writing him in this fic and he is a witness in a couple of very important moments 😏😏😏😏😏😏

I’m tagging @ineffablerainstorm and @somewhere-in-wales 😍🥰

I'm sorry @beerok23 what exactly is Gabriel witnessing?!?! 😳😂

This is cool! I would def go hang out with Chris and Luce in Me and the Devil! Although maybe not if that meant working for heaven or hell 😂 I'd just join the garden parties!

@pookasluagh what about you?

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#angel

Do you have a bookshop, but really don't like selling books? But then you also have to pay the bills (cause you're regrettably in a human AU and do not have miracle powers?)? It's high time you hired a Crowley to do some social media for you!

Wanna know what this is all about? Check out my current WIP!

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sometimes i hate the fact that i have to go to work and not think about good omens for a while but then i remember i work in a bar that serves talisker in an area of london called angel, islington and i'm yeah they're always with me<3

Ahh but you know what my brain did with that information?!? Mini fic incoming:

Crowley can’t go to Soho. He can’t face the bookshop with the wrong angel inside. He can’t go to the park either. Or the museum. Or the theatre. Memories of Aziraphale are everywhere.

So he goes to pubs and bars instead. He drinks and drinks and drinks until he can almost pretend to forget his aching heart.

He doesn’t plan to go anywhere in particular. But somehow he finds himself gravitating to this one place again and again.

He tries to tell himself it’s not because it’s in angel. No, certainly not.

He orders Talisker. Always a large one. Never only one. He sits in a corner and he drinks.

He wonders sometimes, when his thoughts are still clear enough, which angel is responsible for the name of the area. Or if humans came up with it all by themselves. He also wonders if angels come to drink here too. Probably not.

But mostly he thinks about one angel in particular. His angel.

And so sometimes, in the corner of a bar, in a place called angel, a demon clutches a glass of Talkisker for support and cries.

Have fun at work 😭😂

Hey @ineffabildaddy remember me? I’m here now, so where can I get that Talisker? 😂

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Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

I was tagged by @alventure

my gender is a bit of a mystery

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masnadies

My gender is so much better than I thought it was. 😀

"My gender is a lot better today than yesterday and it is because of fandom policing" 😂

My gender is not a binary gender but a gender that is not binary.

Excuse you. My gender is extremely binary. When I go outside it is ON and when I come inside it is OFF. See? Binary.

My gender is come back with a warrant. Ohhh, yeah, I am feeling myself, now. :)

If it pleases you, @essefryu @agnesanne @ineffabildaddy @goodomenskinkyrambles @notalostcausejustyet @sighed-the-snake And anyone else who feels called!

Tagged by @tangerine-ginger !

My gender is a woman who has been a man since birth

👀 I’ll take things that don’t surprise me for 100$ Alex!

No pressure and just for funsies lol.

My gender is a girl I am not the one who has a crush and a girlfriend.

We’re just gonna leave that right here with no further comments.

Anyone who sees this please chime in!!

My gender is "a long time ago, too much for your patience."

( @somewhere-in-wales @ineffablerainstorm - wanna play? 😂🤣)

My gender is not a gender but I am a person

Wow well done phone I’ll take that!

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heohl-art

Are you ready for the ineffable holidays?🧳✈️✨

Ineffable Husbands at Heathrow Airport🩷

"Come on, dear! We still have four souvenir shops to see!"

"Now I get why you forced me to arrive at the airport three bloody hours earlier..."

In three days I'll be in England for a two-weeks roundtrip, can't wait✨

ps. did you notice that Bentley also came along?🤭

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Me randomly seeing this while on the Eurostar to London

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Fic Rec: Runaway Groom

So uhm have you ever read a fic, watched an old trailer and then felt the immediate urge to recreate it GO style? No? Well I have!

This lovely story by @beerok23 is the Aziracrow take on Runaway Bride. I didn't know how much I needed an old romcom rewritten as facfic until now! This makes a movie play in my head, seriously! Go read it!

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The Source of Drunkenness

“There we are,” Crowley said. “Let’s have a drink.”

“What? No!” Aziraphale said indignantly, but Crowley had already opened the door and was checking out his wine collection.

“Uhhh Châteauneuf-du-Pape,” he exclaimed. “And from 2007 too! That’s an excellent vintage! Couldn’t get any from that year.”

“Yes, I had them for a while… hang on! You know wine?”

“Course.”

Aziraphale narrowed his eyes. “And you aren’t just saying that to make me drink it?”

Crowley turned, hands on hips. “Really angel? Aren’t you being a bit prejudiced? You don’t think a guy like me can like good wine?”

“I’d have taken you for an ‘as long as it gets me sloshed’ sort of person,” Aziraphale muttered. “And don’t call me angel.”

“Rude!” Crowley grinned. “C’mon angel.” He turned again to pick up the bottle. “You can’t deny me a taste of the 2007er. Sharing is a virtue.”

“Oh alright then you fiend.” Aziraphale relented. “One glass. And I expect you to exclaim in delight with every mouthful.”

“Deal!”

A few minutes later... ⬇️

Context? Chapter 3 of my GO human AU is up! In which Crowley is an author who gets a little too inspired by a certain real-life angel...

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