the Fareeudian slip
amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)
self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void
May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead
Trainspotting alternative poster.
the only acceptable reason
TITTY 2 BOMB
my humor 2016
ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand
update
James B Barnes, no. 45
they r undercover, and also boyfriends
Good night kiss U3U G’night peeps
Bucky + Sam
#THIS RELATIONSHIP #THIS AMAZING RELATIONSHIP #honestly this mutual contempt and petty fighting is 10000x better than any ‘sam is a wonderful counselor and bucky learns to heal’ #god bless #people who don’t like each other but are best friends with the same person #MY IDEAL RELATIONSHIP #TBH I HOPE THEY NEVER LIKE EACH OTHER #I HOPE THANKSGIVING IS ALWAYS WEIRD #THEY KICK EACH OTHER UNDER THE TABLE AS STEVE SAYS GRACE #THEY VAGUE TWEET ABOUT EACH OTHER #STEVE IS UPSET THEY DON’T LIKE EACH OTHER #SAM IS LIKE ‘THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY’ AS HE HIDES ALL OF BUCKY’S LEFT SHOES (via @margotkim)
YES THIS FOREVER
I have the deepest of feelings about a Steve Rogers with ridiculously thick brooklyn/irish accent. His first speech coach probably cried. Steve getting so good at suppressing his accent that it only slips out after a cup or two of Thor's asgardian mead, at which point nobody can fuckin understand what he's saying, like, are you even speaking english right now, Cap? Bucky can totally understand him tho, he's a pro at Steve Speak
omg this is honestly the cutest thing???
And it’s not just when he’s drunk. Happens when he gets too tired or too excited/upset/angry about something that he forgets himself. It comes out at the strangest times, with the most random words.
Steve Rogers + accent = hotness level upped by like a thousand
You know when that accent comes out, Bucky is immediately hot for his guy, like, “alright, it’s time for us to call it a night.”
“It’s one in the afternoon,” Clint yells after them.
Bucky doesn’t even pause, just drags Steve off to ravish him.