Where I Want to Be

Who is this diva?

This is going on my tombstone

This will also be the band that plays as I’m lowered into the ground in a dick-shaped coffin.

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

Wake up babes. The onion just did the funniest thing ever

Sometimes we have kids read nonsense words to practice their knowledge of letter sounds and how they interact without them attaching meaning to it. These are some good ones I came across today

This is the torkest take, for real

If I don't see people using the word "Chorkless" I haven't done my job

Reblogging because I can see "chorkless" welding itself into my vocabulary

"Chorkless" really does sound like something. Not sure what just yet, but I'm sure we'll figure it out

The trans clown possum I'm making for my friend is going as well as can be expected for someone who's only been doing this a month! Just needs legs and accessories now.

Pattern by @nichet-crochet

Ahaha this sounds like fun

You can find this and other relevant writing for $1/mo (or more) here.

if you are stinky and wretched please remember to wash your you. then you may still be wretched but at least you won't be stinky.

True allies

A million and a half people replied with this, which I appreciate:

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