indecisiveavocado reblogged
Anonymous asked:
maybe stop committing genocide if you don't want the shit rightfully beat out of you. How many Palestinians have you murdered again?
oh shit you got me. i, personally, have killed probably 10,000 palestinians from my home in kentucky. i'm actually personal friends with benyamin netanyahu, too, he comes to our kabbalat shabbat services regularly on his private jet or something. he also always makes sure to bring fresh christian babies' blood for us to use in the matzah we eat every shabbat afternoon. damn, i really thought i was hiding it
I call bullshit, you're having matzah when it's not required.