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aka an audhd ocdic alexithymic jewish pittsburgher. proudly pro queer. Posts about, in no particular order, writing, politics, jewish stuff, neurodivergent stuff, random stuff that catches my attention
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so, about goysplaining

Would you explain to a black person what is and isn't racism? To a woman what is and isn't misogyny? Would you dictate what's allowed to make trans people feel unsafe, and what isn't sufficiently transphobic? Say to a Democrat who vandalized a Trump 2024 sign that actually the fact that they got thrown into an almost-freezing river and were only allowed out after they yelled "Trump 2024!" was only fair, since obviously that's what they deserve for vandalizing? No?

Then why the fuck is it okay to do it for Jews?

Why is it ok for Jews to kill Palestinians??!

I didn't mention Israel.

I didn't mention Palestine.

I didn't mention any of that, let alone imply or say it was okay.

This was about the Amsterdam pogrom.

Which, so we're clear, did not happen because the people attacked had any connection to Israel. They were attacked because they looked Jewish, in a preplanned attack. Non-Israelis were attacked and Israelis were spared.

I won't say it's your fault. But I will say that part of the cause, and blame, lies in promoters of the sort of rhetoric you have a habit of posting. Unfortunately, you're not alone in posting it.

"Jew" does not mean "Israeli", and vice versa. "Israelis" is four letters longer than "Jews". That's not so many. Try using accurate terminology when you bullshit; it makes such an easy target.

This isn't even a strawman anymore. That implies it bears a vague resemblance to the original argument.

When Jews say leftist antisemitism is totally a thing and being harassed for posting about Jewish things and concerns is very much a problem online, this is (one small part of) what we mean.

Zionists going to another country to spew racist shit and getting taught a lesson in manners is not a fucking pogrom you absolute turd!!! That’s the way it should be!!

Ok, let's deconstruct those claims.

Zionists

And there's already a lie here. The targets were anyone they perceived as a Jew, period, end of sentence. People were spared if they spoke in Arabic (thank you, Malham Assad!) and attacked if they were perceived as Jewish or helping Jews (eg, BBC). That's not Zionist.

going to another country to spew racist shit

They went for a game. The racist rhetoric, while existent, was not the main attraction. The soccer game was.

getting taught a lesson in manners

WHAT.

I...don't think you understand what a lesson in manners is.

  • Fans were kicked and shoved for having a Maccabi Tel Aviv scarf
  • Stun grenades were thrown (ibid)
  • Chabad and the chief rabbi of Israel decided it would fall under Pikuach nefesh to keep working on Shabbat. (ibid). If you don't realize the enormity of that, both are super Orthodox and will do anything they can to keep Shabbat. But they decided it was dangerous enough for these fans that the rules go out the window and it would fall under saving a life to break Shabbat. Obviously that's not a be-all end-all, but it's a pretty strong indicator that it was not your normal riot.
  • Five people were hospitalized (AP)
  • Per the JTA, a well-respected syndication service similar to AP but focusing more on Jewish subjects (specifically, here): "Israeli officials urged Israelis in Amsterdam to remain in their homes or hotel rooms and to obscure any signifiers of their national or Jewish identity." That is not normal. Also, note the second part. It was an attack on those thought of as Jewish.

Let's also discuss an article from the Telegraph (unpaywalled archived link), because it is full of refutations. First of all, this was preplanned. They couldn't have known that Maccabi fans were going to be racist. Second, getting taught a lesson in manners does not normally entail people literally jumping into canals to escape, nor does it entail not being let out until saying "free palestine". Or unconscious people being kicked. Or people offering "all my [their] money" in exchange for it to stop, and being told "free Palestine now" like they're Benjamin Netanyahu.

is not a fucking pogrom

Maybe.

It's hard to say. Generally, pogroms imply a lack of involvement, if not active participation, of authorities, and per the Telegraph they were slow to arrive. So there's that. But there's also the fact that my claim that it's a pogrom is by no means a fringe view in the Jewish community; major media outlets such as the Jerusalem Post, Forward, et cetera have called it that. In fact it's a very common one. Hell, Deborah Lipstadt, Special Envoy to Monitor and Combat Antisemitism and noted scholar of it (she got sued by a Holocaust denier in court in what is probably the only court case which partially revolves around where one files a libel claim to be adapted into first a book published by a major publishing company and then a movie produced by a major company), called it "reminiscent of a pogrom" (I refuse to direct anyone to Musk's site so here's a link to a proxy instead).

you absolute turd!!!

I'm not going to say you should be taught a lesson in manners, but I will say you should reconsider your euphemisms.

That's the way it should be!!

As Seth Mandel has noted, "According to this logic, after every march in which keffiyeh-clad protesters chant “from the river to the sea” and other such phrases, it would be normal for Americans to carry out mass organized violence against anyone from the general public seen wearing a checkered scarf."

I recommend reading that piece in Commentary magazine (https://www.commentary.org/seth-mandel/the-illusion-of-jewish-free-speech-rights/) and other pieces from it about what happened (https://www.commentary.org/articles/john-podhoretz/theyre-hunting-jews-down/, https://www.commentary.org/articles/meir-soloveichik/america-amsterdam-jews-israel/, https://www.commentary.org/seth-mandel/fear-of-the-muscular-jew/). They are a more right-wing Jewish take on the matter. I disagree with many of the ideas espoused in Commentary (one of their issues had on the cover "Woke: The Threat?"; a fine example of Betteridge's law), but I find them valuable reading nonetheless. (Full disclosure: Multiple relatives have written for Commentary, one at the beginning and one more recently.) (Fuller disclosure: Jews keep in touch; I believe they get no closer than "sibling of great-grandparent")

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so, about goysplaining

Would you explain to a black person what is and isn't racism? To a woman what is and isn't misogyny? Would you dictate what's allowed to make trans people feel unsafe, and what isn't sufficiently transphobic? Say to a Democrat who vandalized a Trump 2024 sign that actually the fact that they got thrown into an almost-freezing river and were only allowed out after they yelled "Trump 2024!" was only fair, since obviously that's what they deserve for vandalizing? No?

Then why the fuck is it okay to do it for Jews?

Why is it ok for Jews to kill Palestinians??!

I didn't mention Israel.

I didn't mention Palestine.

I didn't mention any of that, let alone imply or say it was okay.

This was about the Amsterdam pogrom.

Which, so we're clear, did not happen because the people attacked had any connection to Israel. They were attacked because they looked Jewish, in a preplanned attack. Non-Israelis were attacked and Israelis were spared.

I won't say it's your fault. But I will say that part of the cause, and blame, lies in promoters of the sort of rhetoric you have a habit of posting. Unfortunately, you're not alone in posting it.

"Jew" does not mean "Israeli", and vice versa. "Israelis" is four letters longer than "Jews". That's not so many. Try using accurate terminology when you bullshit; it makes such an easy target.

This isn't even a strawman anymore. That implies it bears a vague resemblance to the original argument.

When Jews say leftist antisemitism is totally a thing and being harassed for posting about Jewish things and concerns is very much a problem online, this is (one small part of) what we mean.

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I have the feeling I could make a whole account that's basically just "for the last time the actions of a government do not justify hating the country's existence or the people" overlaid with commentary from hamasniks.

Like, Hamas committed atrocities on October 7th, does that mean all Palestinians deserve to be hated and Palestine shouldn't exist?

Israel has committed more atrocities than Hamas ever could.

  1. I didn't mention Israel specifically and it's a bit weird that you're bringing it up, it doesn't invalidate my point at all.
  2. I'm assuming it's the number of people impacted, since otherwise we're judging the badness of various atrocities and I don't want to need to decide if dying by bomb or by gun is better and it's just an all around mess and whatever the flaws of going by the number of people it's not as bad. If you meant some other measure, tell me and I can see if I can dissect that one. I'm also using deaths as a proxy for all atrocities, because it tends to be easier to find data on deaths than, say, torture.
  3. Population killed in the Arab-Israeli conflict, by Israel, according to Wikipedia's page on it (section Casualties, only counting Arab deaths and counting all Arab deaths, when a range was given choosing the largest number): a little under 122,000. Let's say that's 125,000, and, further, double it, to account for under-reporting. I consider 300,000 a reasonable upper estimate of deaths.
  4. Population of just Gush Dan [Tel Aviv metropolitan area] per Wikipedia: 4+ million.
  5. Conclusion: Your statement is false. Yes, Hamas isn't likely to be able to kill millions of Israelis, but that doesn't mean it never could. Don't talk in absolutes
  6. You seem like one of the people who claim to fight for everyone and be humanitarian activists while (not-so) quietly ignoring the much, much larger humanitarian crises and sometimes genocides in Ukraine, Syria, Yemen, Sudan, Myanmar, Somalia, Afganistan, China, Ethiopia, the Sahel, North Korea, Mauritania (last I checked up to 20 percent of the population lived in literal slavery), because they don't involve Jews. I don't know if it's conscious or not; I hope not. But that's what it feels like.
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Hello non-American, have you ever tried the "how many states can I label" game?

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I have not. However! It's an easy split. You have 'state in which Fallout New Vegas' takes place, and the rest of the U.S.

Hope this helps 😘

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now im curious about how many you can name

CRYING THIS IS SO STUPID IM TRYING AND I KEEP UNDOING MY EDITS WHAT IS THIS TJDBFJFDHDDNDHFKDNFMDNDKSHDJFJDJFSJKDJFKNFFNFNBFEWEWEWWWWWWW

what i have so far ill finish it later

FUCK I GOT OHIO WRONG

I CANT DO THISSSS

i did what i could chat. i am so bad at geography

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eightglass

heh I'll tell you :3

YOU'VE BEEN FOOLED! BAMBOOZLED!

This is a joke map with a load of extra states that don't exist.

The real map looks like this:

well this was an entertaining saga

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In honor of being added to the newest round of Zionist blocklist posts, I would like to offer to anyone feeling left out that they are welcome to reblog and add themselves to my

Voluntary opt-in Zionist Blocklist

Are you a Zionist, or just a person who doesn't want Israelis to die but does want the Hamasnik/tankie/terrorist fandom trash to take itself out?

This post is for you!

And for anyone who might see this post and takes those lists seriously? Consider this list a token of gratitude for showing yourselves out. 🙂 Cheers!

I'm late, but can I be on your blocklist?

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so, about goysplaining

Would you explain to a black person what is and isn't racism? To a woman what is and isn't misogyny? Would you dictate what's allowed to make trans people feel unsafe, and what isn't sufficiently transphobic? Say to a Democrat who vandalized a Trump 2024 sign that actually the fact that they got thrown into an almost-freezing river and were only allowed out after they yelled "Trump 2024!" was only fair, since obviously that's what they deserve for vandalizing? No?

Then why the fuck is it okay to do it for Jews?

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xclowniex

"The Amsterdam attack wasn't about jews it was about racists and zionists"

How about you eat a bag of fucking dicks. Israelis have left. Those shouting the racist chants have left. There is no way you can excuse this.

It is antisemitism. Just like the first pogrom. The attacks have never been about antizionism it has been about harming jews

this is why i’ve said that there are a lot of people who think that at least some antisemitism is not only justified but necessary in antizionist action. it’s why you have people saying “if you’re not being called antisemitic you’re not doing enough for palestine.” it’s why you have people dismissing antisemitic attacks all over the globe with “but what about what’s happening in gaza????” bc if all these attacks are small in comparison to gaza, then they easily fall under the mandatory amount of antisemitism that’s apparently necessary to free palestine. it’s why these people aren’t reacting with anger to people who use palestine as an excuse for blatant antisemitism. because that’s the point. it’s not an excuse, it’s the entire point. idk i’m just fucking tired.

The Nazis* in Amsterdam feel emboldened to commit pogroms because the lesson heard round the world for over a year now has been "that's not REALLY antisemitism" or "Jews call EVERYTHING antisemitism" or "Oh, but what's happening in Palestine is WORSE, so it doesn't matter what's happening to Jews worldwide."

This second violent pogrom is happening because for over a year, people who claim to be pro-Palestine have either been loudly antisemitic or accepted loud antisemitism amongst their ranks.

This is happening because a lot of people who believe they are immune to propaganda fell for and doubled down on Hamas propaganda.

And a whole fucking lot of people who swore up and down that they'd totally punch Nazis did not, in fact, punch Nazis. Instead, they joined them on the streets to set fire to shit and scare Jews.

*In case anyone tries (and this has happened before) to claim "Uh, they're not Nazis! You can't just call people Nazis!" They are doing literal Nazi shit. They are fucking Nazis.

let me guess, the person saying that was not Jewish, Roma, or an expert on WW2/the Nazis...

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I have the feeling I could make a whole account that's basically just "for the last time the actions of a government do not justify hating the country's existence or the people" overlaid with commentary from hamasniks.

Like, Hamas committed atrocities on October 7th, does that mean all Palestinians deserve to be hated and Palestine shouldn't exist?

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it is once again time for a favorite goyische sport: to demonstrate that the shoah is a talking point for them selfishly to wield and weaponize, not a real event that happened to real people that they know any details about nor are they personally affected by at all in any way. and certainly not anything that is connected very specifically to Jews and Roma at all. that would be. absurd.

I mean there are others (I'd put disabled people, gays, blacks, and ugh Poles - Poland, don't take this as a sign you're innocent/victims - in there too) but it sure as hell wasn't "any remotely bad thing"

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chanaleah

please stop saying holiday when you mean Christmas

Changing the names of concerts and parties and vacation times and the season and decorations and pretty much everything doesn’t mean anything when the content of these things doesn’t change.

“Holiday concerts” be so fr there are 15 Christmas songs and one refrain of maoz tzur or dreidl

“Holiday aesthetic” I see red and green and white

“Holiday/winter break” it’s Christmas break. It happens around Christmas. Stores and restaurants and companies and schools close for Christmas.

“Holiday movies” you’re watching home alone.

“Happy holidays” appreciated from a cashier but that card has a Christmas tree

“Holiday spirit” joy and grace and peace? How about the spirit of fighting back against colonialist empires that try to force their culture on us?

I appreciate that this is generally a well meaning attempt to create inclusivity, but I think the populace should be doing more. In practice this often feels like a way people make themselves feel better about the fact that Christmas and Christian is so embedded into American culture in such a way that makes the months of November and December unbearable for many members of religious minorities.

I mean in all fairness the Jewish holiday spirit is usually either "they tried to kill us, we won, let's eat", "they tried to kill us, they won, let's fast" or "The torah says it, we're doing it". The christian holiday spirit is very different.

Also further thing: "let's have a discussion of Chanukkah!" and then it's near Christmas and a week after Chanukkah ended.

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“Jews voted for Trump because he supports Israel it’s their fault he won” is a thing I have heard a lot in the past two days, so have some statistics:

Source: NBC News

Okay? Now admit that you’re just antisemitic and fuck off.

Further note:

  • LGBTQ+ voters were 86 percent Democratic
  • Blacks were 85 percent Democratic
  • Jews were 78 percent
  • Nones were 71 percent

For reference, Los Angeles County was 64 percent Democratic (https://electionresults.sos.ca.gov/returns/president/county/los-angeles).

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Anonymous asked:

maybe stop committing genocide if you don't want the shit rightfully beat out of you. How many Palestinians have you murdered again?

oh shit you got me. i, personally, have killed probably 10,000 palestinians from my home in kentucky. i'm actually personal friends with benyamin netanyahu, too, he comes to our kabbalat shabbat services regularly on his private jet or something. he also always makes sure to bring fresh christian babies' blood for us to use in the matzah we eat every shabbat afternoon. damn, i really thought i was hiding it

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I call bullshit, you're having matzah when it's not required.

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My dad calls this prophylactic worrying and swears it’s an Ashkenazi Jewish trait we developed over the years. Like maybe if you just worry hard enough the Cossacks won’t raid your village.

*worries frantically that trump won't die and the Republican party won't fall apart upon his death, enabling an unprecedented Democratic sweep of the legislature*

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chanaleah
Anonymous asked:

LMFAO YOUR NAME IS HANA you’re just LARPING being middle eastern you pissbaybee :/

do you all know how to use google.

like chana is an incredibly old jewish name that dates back to biblical times.

it is a middle eastern name.

most americans can't pronounce my name because it has a ח, a sound found in semitic languages but not in english.

and additionally, there are many people whose names don't match their ethnicity, especially in the US, where I live.

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that's...what the hell, yes. Chana is a very jewish name. Chana Leah is up there with Mo[i]she on my "hell yes these people are Jewish" list.

I'm also kind of surprised they went for calling it Hana. I would've expected them to be like it's Chana but with the wrong ch sound - like in 'child'. (Personally, I prefer transliterating the khet as kh to avoid that problem, but Khana does look a lot uglier than Chana.)

Also, is Anonymous saying that if someone named Moshe decides to change his name to Thomas, he ceases being Jewish? Especially given that this is a discussion of Judaism as an ethnicity? Can you change your ethnicity by changing your name? If John changes his name to Friedrich, does he become German? Does this work for surnames? If John Smith, a Welsh guy, changes his name to Friedrich O'Reilly, does he become German-Irish? I have so many questions about this!

Also also: this is a guy named Robert John, and if Anonymous says Robert isn't Jewish they'd be laughed out of anywhere that vaguely knows about Judaism.

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It's insanely sad to read post after post of gentiles talking about how at least we all have each other and all we can do now is draw strength from our queer and leftist communities bc Jews literally cannot do this. Like you all completely and so utterly turned your backs on Jews this year and we have no one. Except other Jews. Who make up 2% of the American population. It's so great for you all that you can hold hands and sing Kumbaya but you made supporting Hamas and retweeting twitter funny men with literal terrorist hate symbols in their usernames normal. So no some of us cannot draw strength from the queer and leftist communities. Some of us just have to sit here and take it as you all reassure each other that none of this is your fault even though it so obviously is.

What I keep seeing is black creators talking about how they’re alone because other groups did not show up for Harris. Not white women. Not Latin men. Not Arabs. Not Asians. Not Christians or Muslims.

You know who did show up?

Jews.

Jews showed up. To the tune of almost 80 percent. The second largest group behind black people to vote for Harris. And you know what. Most of us are ZIONIST. that thing the rest of you turned into the dirtiest of words.

We showed up.

It’d be nice if literally anyone could keep that in mind with the meteoric rise in antisemitism.

has antisemitism ever been logical though? any plan relying on antisemites to be logical is doomed.

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pro-gay

nodding furiously at every second of this video

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linguistness

Wait till you hear about the Netherlands (Dutch) and Finland (Finns)

and others (includes some alternate names, might skip some accents)

  • Azerbaijan (Azeri),
  • Burkina Faso (Burkinabe)
  • Equatorial Guinea (Equatoguinean)
  • Eswatini (Swazi, it makes more sense if it's Swaziland, but it's not anymore)
  • Greece (Hellenic)
  • Guinea-Bissau (Bissau-Guinean, WHAT THE HELL, IT'S NOT BISSAU-GUINEA, IT'S GUINEA-BISSAU!)
  • Hungary (Magyar)
  • Iran (Persian)
  • Isle of Man (Manx)
  • Ivory Coast (Ivorian)
  • Lesotho (Basotho)
  • Monaco (Monégasque)
  • Myanmar (Burmese)
  • Many of the [X] and [Y] places (eg Saint Kitts and Nevis) aren't full of Saint Kitts and Nevisians, they're full of Kittitians and Nevisians
  • San Marino (Sammarinese)
  • Sint Eustatius (Statian)
  • Taiwan (Formosan)
  • United Arab Emirates (Emirati - what, are they the only Emirate in the world? Kuwait and Qatar are also! Plus the Kuwaiti are also Arab! And according to the CIA world factbook, 57.8 percent of Kuwait's residents are Arab, whereas 65.5 percent of the UAE's residents are SOUTH ASIAN OR FILIPINO, and you may not realize it, BUT NEITHER OF THOSE ARE ARABS! Pretty much every word except for 'United' is a blatant lie!)
  • Vanuatu (Ni-Vanuatu)
  • Western Sahara (Sahrawi)

And then there are some where the words are the exact same thing:

DRC/Republic of the Congo: Congolese

North/South Korea: Korean

Dominican Republic/Dominica: Dominican

Goddamnit, English.

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