Stiles, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Derek I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!
Derek, Oblivious and Dumb: ...... When did you meet someone else named Derek?
Derek: Why are girls allowed to say girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend but I can’t say this is my boytoy twink malewife, Stiles?
Peter: You could always come to the club with us.
Derek: I’ll pass.
Stiles: Come on, dude, live a little! I’m sure there are plenty of gorgeous ladies out there waiting to throw themselves on you.
Paige: Or men
Stiles: Yeah!
Stiles: …Wait. What?
Stiles: The risk we took was calculated.
Derek: We almost DIED!!
Stiles: I never said I was good at math.
Liam: I laugh in the face of danger.
Theo: You cried for 45 minutes and begged Stiles not to leave you, so Derek had to go get you ice cream to calm you down.
Liam: That was ages ago!
Theo: That was ten minutes ago.
Scott: I know you miss him, but Derek left town and he's not coming back.
Stiles: It’s an interesting feeling you know?
Scott: What knowing it’s over?
Stiles: No being the only man in the world who knows it isn’t.
Derek: "I can't believe you just called me a butt-head. I mean, no one's called me a butt-head since about the ninth grade."
Stiles: "Maybe not to your face."
Derek: are you seeing anyone?
Stiles: as in dating or hallucinations?
Noah: Well, now that that's all settled, I think my future son-in-law should carve the turkey.
Stiles: Oh well you see, that's not necessary, because Derek and I were never.
Derek: Sure about the wedding date. So we'll just give it some time and see how things go.
Noah: Oh that's a hell of an idea. Hell of an idea!
stiles, resting on top of derek's chest: I’m on top of the world.
derek: you’re on top of me.
stiles: I know. You are my world.
derek:
derek: [hugs stiles tightly]
Peter: “You went through all of this, just for some weak little human?”
Derek: “Yes.... and I’d go through it a thousand times more, just to see Stiles smile.”
Derek, incredulously: Stiles is in love with me?
Malia: Congratulations on being the last person to know.
Derek: "Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out...with my teeth."
Stiles: "Don't tempt me with a good time, Scruffy."
Derek: You took advice from PETER?
Stiles: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Derek
Derek: *standing at full height, glaring with narrowed eyes, tongue flicking over his fangs as a thunderous growl fills the air, claws spread wide and basically about to attack*
Stiles: are you flirting with me?
Derek: I can't believe you work with me every day, and I look like this, and you haven't fucked me.
Stiles: It's not for lack of trying.