Peter: You could always come to the club with us.
Derek: I’ll pass.
Stiles: Come on, dude, live a little! I’m sure there are plenty of gorgeous ladies out there waiting to throw themselves on you.
Paige: Or men
Stiles: Yeah!
Stiles: …Wait. What?
Derek: You have got charisma!
Paige: What's that?
Derek: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.
Stiles: Why do we still allow Peter to come to these meetings?
Paige: Would you rather that we did not know where he was at?
Stiles: Yeah, I see your point.
Peter: I hate you both.
Paige: Stiles, your place is a mess.
Stiles: You should see the rest of my life.
Paige: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Stiles: Nope.
Derek: We're two halves of a whole idiot!
Paige: Don't worry. Stiles likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read his diary.
Derek: He thinks it's fancy?
Derek: so I hear you like bad boys
Paige: what?
Derek: well I’m bad at everything