Chris: You're hot.
Peter: Trust me, I know.
Chris: ...you have a fucking fever.
Anonymous asked:
What are everybody's Halloween plans? Peter anything special at the strip club?
I have a riddle for the pack.
They are good, they are bad. They are all that we have yet everything that we want. What are they?
Peter: “I don’t know why Derek even puts up with you. You’re nothing but a disgusting and pathetic waste of space!”
Stiles: “Yes well, hopefully those are the only things you and I have in common.”
Chris: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Peter: Yes. Absolutely.
Chris: When?
Peter: When you're right.
Peter: I want to kiss you.
Stiles: What?
Peter: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Sties:...
Stiles: i'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet
Peter: nat 20 charisma
Stiles: that is NOT how that works-
Peter: Hey Lydia, what's your sign?
Lydia: Do not enter.
Stiles: Uhh do you have a screw driver?
Peter: Sorry, all out of vodka!
Peter: “You went through all of this, just for some weak little human?”
Derek: “Yes.... and I’d go through it a thousand times more, just to see Stiles smile.”
Peter: “I can’t believe you bit me!”
Stiles: “You stuck your bloody fingers in my mouth! What the hell else were you expecting?!”
Chris: A moment of silence, please.
Peter: Why? Did something happen?
Chris: No, I just want you to be quiet.
Peter: You’re in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of crap like you for breakfast.
Stiles: You eat pieces of crap for breakfast?
Anonymous asked:
Peter, what are you getting Chris for Christmas? Also would it turn you on if he dressed like Santa?
Let me be completely honest with you. Melissa is having her baby soon after New Years. So, I am building a nursery that will connect to our bedroom. I've also made sure that I am going to be completely drug free by that time. I feel like we are getting a second chance to be fathers again. I've been working with Melissa to make sure we all get along for his son's sake. And yes, Chris dresses like Santa for me every year. It is sexy as hell.
Peter: Now that my job is done i will be leaving
Derek: You didn't do shit
Peter: Goodbye
Peter: I heard you’re having trouble sleeping.
Chris: It’s nothing.
Peter: Why don’t I come over tonight? I bet I can make you tired.
Chris: O-O
Peter: Tired of me! I’m annoying as shit!
Anonymous asked:
How would everybody rank Scott as an Alpha?