Haru to Rin: Fuck you.
Haru to Rei: Fuck you.
Haru to Nagisa: ... Fuck you.
Haru to Kisumi: No.
Haru to Sousuke: Fuck you.
Haru to Makoto: Fuck you. Literally, fuck you, Makoto.
Nagisa and Sousuke bonding.
Nagisa: Hey, Sou-chan, try spelling TOP two times.
Sousuke: ?
Nagisa: Come on, come on. You can do it.
Sousuke: T O P. T O P.
Nagisa: Now, try spelling it three times.
Sousuke: ... T O P. T O P. T O P.
Nagisa: Now, try it five times!
Sousuke: ... This is not going anywhere.
Nagisa: Come on. Come on.
Sousuke: T O P. T O P. T O P. T O P. T O P.
Nagisa: Now, what would you do if you see a green light?
Sousuke: ... What? Stop, isn't it?
Nagisa: *is dying because of laughing*
Sousuke: ?
Crack Headcanon #1:
I will be doing headcanons throughout the day. Keep up with me, guys. I’m just really bored.
Does Iwatobi and Samezuka four members wear perfumes?
Iwatobi Swim Club---
Makoto: He does, but only when he is going out. He wears light perfume rather than the strong ones.
Haru: He does not. But he smells like Makoto or mackerel.
Rei: He only wears light perfume and whenever he wears a strong ones, Nagisa forced him to wear one.
Nagisa: He does and he wears variety kinds of perfume.
Samezuka Swim Club---
Rin: He wears perfume whether he is in his room or outside.
Sousuke: He only wears perfume when he thinks it is needed.
Aiichiro: He doesn’t like the smell of perfume that Momo wears yet he wears light perfume.
Momotaro: He wears one, strong ones.
Sousuke: I swear, if you call me a bastard one more time, Rin. I'll fuck the hell out of you.
Rin: I'd love that. The condoms are under my pillow. The lube is in my drawer. It's chocolate, your favorite, bastard.
Haru: What do you mean he hates water? Makoto loves water. I love water. Rin loves water. Everyone loves water.
Sousuke: ... Water you talking about?
This rumor has been in my school for a while and I couldn’t help it but to think about Haru’s thought on that.
Sousuke, Rei, Makoto for fmk :)
Give me three Free! characters and I’d tell you which one I’ll marry, fuck, and kill.
Marry: Yamazaki Sousuke.
Fuck: Ryugazaki Rei.
Kill: it with love, Tachibana Makoto.
Anonymous asked:
Rin, Rei and Sousuke
Give me three Free! characters and I’d tell you which one I’ll marry, fuck, and kill.
Marry: Yamazaki Sousuke.
Fuck: Matsuoka Rin.
Kill: Ryugazaki Rei, omg ma bby.
Let's play a game!
Give me three Free! characters and I'd tell you which one I'll marry, fuck, and kill.
Before going to Iwatobi SC:
Rin: Sousuke, be nice! Say something nice, okay?
Sousuke: You do know I can't do both, right?
Sousuke for the game!~~~~
We got the same type of guy, lol.
Sousuke: It’s your birthday and you wanted to spend more time with your busy cop boyfriend, Sousuke. But the thing is, he is assigned to a place where crimes is normal and not a single day he isn’t busy at all. Rin called over to your apartment to warned you that Sousuke might come home a bit late in your birthday, which you are okay with it, but another thing that Rin mentioned is that Sousuke is in the front line of the rally they are participating in the place where they were assigned. You got nervous. What if he got hurt or worst than that, but you believed in your Sousuke and just pray. You can’t get your mind off the feeling that something might have happened to Sousuke and you are ready to accept it and for some reason, neither Rin or Makoto called you regarding the case. You took a nice long walk until you reached the restaurant of Haruka’s. You entered and sees Makoto and the others dining in, they were shocked to see you because they were expecting you to be with Sousuke. You said that Sousuke couldn’t get a day off because of the rally that is happening in the place where he was signed. Makoto said that there’s no rally that is happening right now but it might be the newly made ones, the right on the spot rally thing, which also Nagisa added that is the most dangerous of all. You got even more worried and couldn’t shook off the feeling and was about to sprint out of the restaurant when Haruka stopped you. He said that there’s nothing to be worried about and Sousuke is a jerk for making you worry like that. Haruka looked calm and composed when he said that, which gives off the vibes he doesn’t really care, and when he said that you should take a rest in your apartment, which makes it even more weird. You hurriedly walk towards your apartment and opened the door hastily, but then, the lights were off. You made sure it was on when you left because you hate coming inside of your apartment dark. When the lights turned on, you see a figure in the far and burst into tears when Sousuke, moved the bouquet of rose out of his face. He said the two words, which is Happy Birthday, in English, which made you think that Sousuke asked for Rin to teach him, and send yourself to his arms. He explained everything and made everyone help him. He pretended to be busy and participating in the rally, which Makoto said doesn’t really exist though he brought up a new excuse, and wanted to surprise you. You were sobbing when your door slowly opens and everyone steps inside with a smile, carrying each slogan in their hands. As you read it, you slap Sousuke’s face and hug him even more tighter, shouting your answer, which is yes.
———-
I secretly imagine Sousuke as a sweet-heart dude. Thank you!
Zodiac Signs x Free! guys as your stalker:
ZODIAC SIGNS EDITION:
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
The last two symbolize that everyone in the gif is stalking you. Be careful, lol.
#this time i double checked it if its complete#here's the other one#i'll post the others later on#sorry for my mistake in the first one#i didnt notice it at all#anime guys meme#free! iwatobi swim club#free! eternal summer#gif#samezuka#samezuka swim club#iwatobi swim club#free!#nanase haruka#tachibana makoto#hazuki nagisa#ryugazaki rei#yamazaki sousuke#matsuoka rin#nitori aiichiro#mikoshiba momotaro#mikoshiba seijuurou
incorrectswimmers-blog reblogged
Free! guys as your best friend, which also stole your first kiss:
MONTH EDITION—
January:
February:
March:
April:
May:
June:
July:
[EDIT] August:
September:
October:
November:
December:
I did it for the first time since I remember people asking about this yet I accidentally delete my messages so… Anyway, here is the month. I’ll post the others later.
[EDIT] I forgot to put August in here. God, since August was a bad month for me, I forgot about it. Damn it, sorry about that!
Free! guys as your best friend, which also stole your first kiss:
MONTH EDITION---
January:
February:
March:
April:
May:
June:
July:
[EDIT] August:
September:
October:
November:
December:
I did it for the first time since I remember people asking about this yet I accidentally delete my messages so... Anyway, here is the month. I’ll post the others later.
[EDIT] I forgot to put August in here. God, since August was a bad month for me, I forgot about it. Damn it, sorry about that!
#the gifs are pretty explains the scenery though#free!#free! iwatobi swim club#free! eternal summer#iwatobi swim club#samezuka swim club#nanase haruka#tachibana makoto#hazuki nagisa#ryugazaki rei#matsuoka rin#yamazaki sousuke#mikoshiba momotaro#mikoshiba seijuurou#nitori aiichiro#gifs#anime guys meme#anime
If they go on Omegle:
Haru: Shit, why is it full of people in here? I want to see water or just a pool.
Makoto on the background: Haru, that's a website used by people, there is no such thing as water using that!
Haru: Then, I'll quit.
Nagisa: DICKS EVERYWHERE! WHOA! *shoving tons of Iwatobi Cream Bread* Do you like this? Let's find Rei-chan!!!
Rei: You're beautiful... *directly looking at his own video*
Makoto: Uh, hello there... I don't really know how to work this. Oh, look puppies!
Rin: I am not a shark! Damnit!
Sousuke: ... It got disconnected. I haven't even said anything.
Momotaro: DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PYUNSUKE?
Aiichiro: Yes, I am a guy. I'm sor- ah?
Makoto: And now, back to the bitches who kabe-don my Haru-chan.
Makoto: Rin, Sousuke, what's good?
Aw, that’s okay, maybe they are planning for a surprise party! Anyway, happy birthday to you and here’s your SouRin. It might be lame because when I saw your request, I did it quick. ;AA;