Haru to Rin: Fuck you.
Haru to Rei: Fuck you.
Haru to Nagisa: ... Fuck you.
Haru to Kisumi: No.
Haru to Sousuke: Fuck you.
Haru to Makoto: Fuck you. Literally, fuck you, Makoto.
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Crack Headcanon #1:
I will be doing headcanons throughout the day. Keep up with me, guys. I’m just really bored.
Does Iwatobi and Samezuka four members wear perfumes?
Iwatobi Swim Club---
Makoto: He does, but only when he is going out. He wears light perfume rather than the strong ones.
Haru: He does not. But he smells like Makoto or mackerel.
Rei: He only wears light perfume and whenever he wears a strong ones, Nagisa forced him to wear one.
Nagisa: He does and he wears variety kinds of perfume.
Samezuka Swim Club---
Rin: He wears perfume whether he is in his room or outside.
Sousuke: He only wears perfume when he thinks it is needed.
Aiichiro: He doesn’t like the smell of perfume that Momo wears yet he wears light perfume.
Momotaro: He wears one, strong ones.
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Title: The Letter. Pairing: Mainly Makoto x Haruka from Free! Notes: This is full of angst and out of the original plot of the series. This was around the time when they are living in Tokyo now, more likely a second year in college. You’ll get the idea once you guys read it.
Another thing, there’s might a few errors here. Pardon my mistakes and just enjoy this.
Haru: There was a time when I thought Makoto is hot.
Makoto: Why, thank you, Haru-
Haru: I still do, though.
Makoto: Haru!!
Haru: Starting today, we are going to use code names.
Makoto: ... Why?
Haru: Just in case we need them in our daily lives. Anyway, Makoto, you 'Angel who fell for Haruka.'
Makoto: ...
Haru: Nagisa, 'Been there, done that, multiple times.'
Nagisa: Eh...?
Haru: Rei... 'Currently doing that, failing miserably time to time.'
Rei: ... I was expecting that.
Haru: Kou...
Gou: ...
Haru: 'Shark 0.2.' You're welcome.
Gou: At least it's not muscle maniac or something.
This rumor has been in my school for a while and I couldn’t help it but to think about Haru’s thought on that.
Makoto: Haru, look at this. Isn't this what we saw when we were fishing by the river?
Haru: ... Yeah, it's pretty so I saved it.
Makoto: And kinda weird to be near at the river.
Rin, burst in: Hey, Makoto, have you seen Haru? Nagisa is looking fo- *sees the scene with Makoto kneeling while Haru is looking down*
Rin: ...
Makoto: ...
Haru: ...
Rin: Fuck yeah. It's about the goddamn time, you rascals.
Haru: Makoto, I had a dream. We fucked.
Makoto: Aw, Haru. It's just a dream.
Haru: Yeah, I wouldn't fuck you. It's gay.
Makoto: ... You wouldn't, Haru?
Haru: ...
Makoto: ...
Haru: Well, I mean... Unless you want to.
Makoto: Say I love you, Haru.
Haru: I love water.
Makoto: *screams in agony*
Kisumi: *going to wrap his arm around Makoto's shoulder*
Haru: *slaps Kisumi's hand*
Haru: Whoa, no touchy. No touchy.... *fingers quoting* No touch... Don't you ever touch my bae, peasant.
Kisumi & Makoto: ...
Haru: Makoto, say the three words and I'm yours.
Makoto: I got water.
Makoto: I'm not in love with Haru.
Nagisa: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
Haru and Kisumi, probably.
Kisumi: The stars are beautiful.
Haru: Yeah.
Kisumi: But you know who else is more beautiful?
Haru: *looks at Kisumi* Who?
Both: Makoto.