incorrectsterekquotes reblogged
stiles: every pack’s got that one perfidious homie with the sinister agenda
lydia: it’s okay, you can say Peter
peter: what the fuck does perfidious mean
stiles: A former comatose patient was burnt alive near the remains of his house a few years back.
parrish: They catch the guy who did it yet?
stiles: Nope, we're still at large.
jordan parrish: the first problem with beacon hills is that the entire city has seasonal depression.
jordan parrish: and the second problem is that the ‘season’ is the entire fucking year.
derek: Are you wearing makeup? Where'd your moles go?
stiles: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my moles fade.
derek:
derek: I see...
*later*
derek: [growling at the snow] Give. Him. His. Moles. Back. You. Bitch.
derek: Everyone always asks me how I handle the pack so well. The truth is I don’t.
derek: This morning isaac called me into the living room where they all proceeded to attack me with paintballs.
stiles, about derek: Once I figure out how to undoom him from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON
isaac: *gives derek the last piece of Halloween candy*
derek: *takes it*
boyd: Who ate all of my candy?
isaac: WE did.
Stiles to Derek: I hope they put our names next to each other on the government watchlist
[in court for their crimes]
did not get caught: lydia martin
not enough evidence to convict: jackson whittemore, vernon boyd
i'm literally neurodivergent and a minor: isaac lahey
and I'll do it again!: stiles stilinski, erica reyes, cora hale
says 'sorry >.<' and is immediately acquitted: kira yukimura, allison argent
I'm not going back to jail: peter hale
currently on the run: derek hale, malia tate hale
incorrectsterekquotes reblogged
I'm in another artblock, and to attempt to get rid of it I did sketching...
It again went too far and I drew my fav ship and my OTP of Teen Wolf...
derek: if we’re going to date, you have to defeat my seven evil attempts to push you away
erica: I think a magical girl transformation would fix me.
isaac: I think killing a titan would fix me.
stiles: You two want to be isekai'd so bad you look stupid.
derek: What are these words?
boyd: Don't ask.
I'm a firm believer in 'if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.'
Stiles Stilinski
peter: you ever in such a bad mood you literally feel yourself turning evil?
peter: had a kiss from chris, not evil anymore
stiles has a good day every day but Derek only has a good day if stiles looks at him
erica: I'm too tired to take pictures and prove I'm still sexy, you guys are just going to have to believe me
Derek hale definitely carried Eli in a baby sling