Because it's a man's world. Because of the axis of dick.
Caterina Sforza
Siri, why does God allow suffering?
Lucrezia Borgia
He died. He's a dead now.
Cesare Borgia, on Alfonso d’Aragona
isabella d'este: go, period. fuck, period. yourself, exclamation point!
alexander vi to the college of cardinals: the level of INCOMPETENCE in this OFFICE is STAG. GER. ING.
Don't give me that Quaker in a titty bar look.
Alexander VI (to Ascanio Sforza)
julius ii: this door should be half its height so people can only approach me in my chamber on their goddamn motherfucking KNEES
lucrezia borgia: i'm going to completely obliterate him with my fucking poise and sophistication.
Soderini: So what are you going to do?
Machiavelli: Whatever my principles and conscience tell me to do.
Soderini:
Machiavelli:
Soderini:
Machiavelli: So what should that be?