I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Dante Alighieri
Simonetta Vespucci: Who ate my leftovers?
Lorenzo de’ Medici: Who ate my brother’s ass?
Simonette Vespucci: Fair.
lucrezia: isabella, we were best friends since high school, except when you stopped talking to me because you thought your husband was into me.
lucrezia: …he was.
“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”
— Lorenzo de Medici, after the Pazzi Conspiracy fails
“Democracy is so overrated.”
—Dante Alighieri
Lucrezia Borgia: Tell me you did not start that fire!
Cesare Borgia (at the same time): I did not start that fire!
Niccolo Machiavelli: I am dazzled by your presence!
Cesare Borgia: Everyone is.
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when u finally get to leave the priesthood and take up a military role
the old cesare can’t respond to your missive right now
why? ‘CAUSE HE’S DEAD
One realm, one God, one king!
Dante, <i>Monarchia</i>
Because it's a man's world. Because of the axis of dick.
Caterina Sforza
Cesare Borgia: It's called a white flag, and you're gonna be waving it soon.
Caterina Sforza: THE ONLY THING I'LL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!
Siri, why does God allow suffering?
Lucrezia Borgia
Cesare Borgia: Sure, I'd love to see Juan get punched.
Rodrigo Borgia: Try again.
Cesare: I will stop Juan from getting punched.
I may, for the first time, have been a bit of a jerk.
Cesare Borgia
cesare borgia: from now on we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle one. cesare borgia: Sancia is “Been There Done That” cesare borgia: Lucrezia is “Currently Doing That” cesare borgia: Caterina Sforza is …“It Happened Once in a Dream” cesare borgia: Alessandro Farnese is “If I Had to Pick a Dude” cesare borgia: And Luigi D'Aragona is…Eagle two. luigi d'aragona: Oh thank god
Niccolo Machiavelli: I'd like to request discretionary funds to start a citizen's militia.
The Signoria: *uproarious laughter*
Niccolo Machiavelli: They never actually said no, so I just went ahead and did it.
Niccolo Machiavelli: And now for a message of hope.
Niccolo Machiavelli: EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE.