Verde: They were not, as the kids say, awake.
Tsuna: Do you mean "woke"?
Verde: I did mean "woke," but it's grammatically incoherent.
Bermuda: Tsuna, we just caught a serial killer. I’ve wanted this since I was four years old.
Tsuna: That’s troubling.
Tsuna: It's just like chess. Sometimes to win, you have to sacrifice your king.
Reborn: That's exactly how you lose, Tsuna.
Tsuna: Name one time I haven't acted professionally.
Reborn: You’re holding a juice box.
Tsuna: It keeps me from spilling my juice!
Colonnello: No offense, but you're something of a tutor's pet.
Tsuna: None taken, people love their pets.
[meeting in secret]
Tsuna, in a low voice: Skull, dope alley.
Skull, grinning: I know! I think this is where Batman’s parents got killed.
Fon, looking around: I’ll take your word for it.
Skull: Did you kiss? Did you French?!
Tsuna: Skull, I’m not gonna answer that. And no one over the age of twelve says French.
Colonnello, tsking: Damn it, that’s a yes.
Skull: Oh, my god, you had sex. Agh, I can tell because you’re glowing.
Reborn: You and Lal follow the target.
Skull: Right, and you and Tsuna follow your hearts!
Reborn, annoyed: No. We’re gonna stay with the package.
Skull: And each other, forever.
Reborn, exasperated: Come on, man!
Reborn: Tsuna and I kissed.
Skull and Colonnello, excitedly: WHAT?!
Tsuna: To keep our cover from being blown, we didn’t have a choice.
Skull: Tell me everything!
Reborn, pointedly: Lackey, it was just a kiss. Okay? It was for work. It was nothing.
Colonnello: Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call me if they grab each other’s asses.
Skull: Being gay isn't a choice.
Skull, grabbing Verde's hand like a trophy: It's a game and I'm winning.
Tsuna: I'm pretty sure I'm hallucinating because I think I just heard your biceps mocking me.
Lal: No, that's possible. My biceps mock a lot of people.
Reborn: Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?
Reborn: Tsuna and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Tsuna: -sentences.
Reborn: Don’t interrupt me.
Verde: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Colonnello: Yes.
Verde: I was hula hooping. Skull and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Colonnello: Oh my God.
Verde: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Colonnello: Why are you telling me this?
Verde: Because no one will ever believe you.
Colonnello: You sick son of a bitch.
Colonnello: Oh no, six drink Tsuna isn't fun. He's just sad. Damn it!
Colonnello: Don't let Skull fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.
Tsuna: No way.
Skull, to Colonnello: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
Tsuna: I wanted to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Colonnello: Okay. But in my defense, Bermuda bet me fifty lire that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Tsuna: That's not what I wanted to— you drank shampoo?