Skull: When are you going to sleep?
Verde: Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods.
[Tsuna and Skull bump into each other as they come out of their respective bedrooms]
Tsuna, whispering: [pointing to his room] Reborn’s in there.
Skull, whispering back: [pointing to his own] Yeah, Verde’s in there. High five for sluts!
Skull: You’re the best time I’ve ever had.
Verde: I’ve never been anybody’s best time.
[before they got together]
Skull: I'm a god.
Verde: You're God.
Skull: I'm a god — I'm not the God, I don't think.
Verde: Because you survived a car wreck?
Skull: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.
Verde: Oh, really?
Skull, nodding: Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender: I am an immortal.
Verde: Why are you telling me this?
Skull: Because I want you to believe in me.
Verde: I know you’re going to take this the wrong way, but can I talk to you for a second?
Skull: You can do anything to me for any number of seconds.
Tsuna: I don't need this right now, you guys. I'm under enough stress as it is. Especially with Dad showing up twice in as many months. Reborn's been in a mood.
Verde: Checker Face came back around?
Skull: Yeah, you should've seen this guy. Came in here looking like a catalog model. Was trying to flirt with me. Thinks I'm going to melt because he's got this mysterious air and broad shoulders.
Verde, grinning: Was he wearing his fancy suit?
Tsuna: What is this bizarre segue that's happening right now?
#KawaDad#unsuspecting victims#tsuna: this is why we can't have nice things#Sawada Tsunayoshi#Skull#Verde#Arcobaleno#R27#VS#incorrect r27 quotes#incorrect verskull quotes#incorrect arcobaleno quotes#s: izombie#VS to Tsuna: your dad looks gnc af#Tsuna: YOURE INSANE#Kawahira was in fact not trying to flirt with Skull#they’re just doing it to mess with Tsuna bc his reactions are funny#I’m of the opinion that VS matches each other’s energy <3#Skull is referring to Verde in that description btw hehe <3#Verde is referencing the words Skull used when they met uwu#flame up; background!
[texting]
Skull: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Verde: Myxine Circifrons.
Skull:
Skull: fsh.
Tsuna: You’re in love with Skull.
Verde: What? No I’m not. I just like him more than anyone I’ve ever met.
Verde: [seductively takes off glasses]
Verde: Wow…
Skull, blushing: Haha… what?
Verde: You're really blurry.
Verde: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Skull: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Verde: O-oh. Well… [blinks in bewilderment] Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Skull, grinning: Is it working?
Verde: [shouting in Icelandic]
Skull: I know, I’m sorry!
Colonnello: Lackey, you speak Icelandic?!
Skull: No, I just know the phrase “don’t you ever do that again!” in every language Ve speaks.
Verde: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Skull: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Verde: Absolutely not.
Reborn: Relationships should be 50/50. Tsuna cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Skull: As if y’all didn’t already do that.
Reborn: [stares at where Skull is wrapped around Verde in a very realistic impersonation of Oodako while Verde microwaves last night’s leftovers]
Reborn: You have absolutely no room to talk, you goddamn leech.
[texting]
Skull: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Jaeger: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Verde: You shouldn’t use a straw.
Skull: I know, it’s bad for the environment…
Verde: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Skull: I’m done being careful.
Verde: You think you’ve been careful so far?
Wondering at what point in their relationship that tsuna started calling reborn by his real name 🥺 (i love that everyone seems to agree that it's renato sinclair haha)
Sorry, this is so late!｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
I wonder the same. (´；ω；`)