“Is somebody gonna match my freak?”: Reborn, Skull, Viper, Lal, Bermuda
“Yes,” very loud and clear: Tsuna, Verde, Fon, Colonnello, Jaeger
[pre-Arcobaleno]
Tsuna: Bermuda, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Bermuda: Raise the dead.
Tsuna: And what did you do?
Bermuda: Raise the dead.
Bermuda: What would you do if you were stuck in one place, and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Jaeger: That about sums it up for me.
Bermuda, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Jaeger: I saw a squirrel in a tree today.
Bermuda: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.
Verde: All evidence shows that the first step in healing is forgiveness.
Bermuda: I’m more of a wrath-and-vengeance type.
Bermuda: They didn’t welcome death. The Vindice wanted to live.
Skull, compassionate: Honey… you ever think that maybe you come off a little distant because you connect too much?
Bermuda: I hate psychology. It’s a soft science.
Skull, warmly: [linking their arms together] I know, but… people are mostly soft.
Bermuda, holding out a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Jaeger: [chugs entire bottle]
Jaeger: It’s perfume.
Tsuna: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Skull: No.
Viper: I did not.
Colonnello: I may have actually forgotten one.
Lal: Also no.
Tsuna: Oh good, neither did I.
Bermuda: [exhausted sigh]
Bermuda, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Jaeger, half asleep: Bermuda-sama, this is a king-sized bed. That means it’s for [gestures vaguely to Bermuda] the King.
[texting]
Skull: [posts a super low-quality image to the group chat]
Colonnello: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Skull: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Tsuna: Actually I did the math, Colonnello would have $225, not $0.15
Viper: No, Colonnello would have $22,500.
Colonnello: Fam I’m right here....
Reborn: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Fon: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please
Reborn: sorry I only have a dollar
Fon: :(
Tsuna: Hey I just realized Viper is right, Colonnello would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Reborn: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Bermuda: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Verde: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Lal: Apply juice to what
Colonnello: Directly to the forehead
Jaeger: Great chat everyone.
Skull: Don’t you ever yearn for personal contact?
Bermuda: I don’t even want to be having this conversation right now.
Verde, raising his fist: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Bermuda: Why?
Verde: I'm told it is a widely accepted gesture of mutual success.
Reborn: It's fun when you two try to impersonate normal people.
[drunk late at night]
Skull: You don’t even know about my knife shoes.
Bermuda: Ice skates.
Skull: Blocked.
Bermuda: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Jaeger: You're my award, Bermuda-sama.
Reborn, having witnessed that interchange: You deserve an award for putting up with me, Tsuna.
Tsuna: Hell yeah I do. You're a real bitch sometimes.
Bermuda: Tsuna, we just caught a serial killer. I’ve wanted this since I was four years old.
Tsuna: That’s troubling.
Tsuna: How are you even still alive?
Bermuda: I’ve narrowed it down to three possibilities.
Bermuda: The universe hates me, a divine luck, or my hatred is so strong it's keeping me alive.
Skull: I brought reinforcements.
Bermuda: You brought Tsunayoshi-kun?
Skull: Um… no, but I brought the next best thing.
Colonnello: Hey.
Bermuda: Colonnello? You brought Colonnello? The next best thing would have been Lal!
Colonnello, with a goofy smile: Normally I’d be offended, but she is freakishly strong.