Joe Sakic: You know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
Patrick Roy: I agree, except replace the word ‘non’ with ‘extremely’, and after the word ‘violent’, include the phrase ‘blood explosion extraordinaire’.
Darnell Nurse: Don't forget to lift with your legs.
Connor McDavid: I know how to lift, jackass. I've been carrying this team the entire time.
Vladimir Tarasenko: Yak, what is the one thing I tell you every morning?
Nail Yakupov: Wake up.
Vladimir Tarasenko: No, the other thing.
Nail Yakupov: For the love of God, stop sleeping naked.