John Klingberg: Diamonds are made out of carbon and humans have a lot of carbon. Coincidence?
Jamie Benn: So, you’re saying I’m a diamond?
Jordie Benn: Just as dense, but not nearly as bright.
Jason Spezza: If you had to separate one of your dogs from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you work out which dog was yours?
Tyler Seguin: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.
Ben Bishop: What's wrong with you?
Mats Zuccarello: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall. I feel like a woodland creature.
Marty Turco: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Mike Smith: And I need you to be less vague and less weird.
Ben Bishop: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Anton Khudobin: The cow!?
John Klingberg: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Jamie Benn: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
(At Tyler Seguin’s house.)
Alexander Radulov: Jamie, what are you doing here?
Jamie Benn: Segs told me he’d give me a lift to the rink.
Alexander Radulov: But… You have to go past the rink to get here?
Jamie Benn: Yeah, I know. But Segs said that he’d give me a lift.
John Klingberg: Your breath smells like dog food.
Tyler Seguin: I can assure you, it’s people food.
Antoine Roussel: Tyler, get out of the hot tub! We're stealing a news van!
Tyler Seguin: It's the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?
Jamie Benn: Tyler sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty, that's why we make a good team.
Jamie Benn: Rads, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle.
Jamie Benn: Bish wonders why it has to be a glass.
Jamie Benn: And Rouss usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
Jamie Benn: Hug it out.
Antoine Roussel: I would rather spend all day at the mall with Tyler.
Marty Turco: You know what your problem is?
Mike Modano: I only have one?
Ben Bishop: You know, it’s not the end of the world to feel things.
Kari Lehtonen: I guess not, but it’s up there.
Trevor Daley: Think of the funniest thing ever.
James Neal: Got it.
Trevor Daley: Now double it.
James Neal: A chimpanzee with two tuxedos?!
Jordie Benn: I should be in charge. I'm the older brother.
Jamie Benn: Do you even want to be in charge?
Jordie Benn: No. But I'd like to be asked!
Tyler Seguin: I'm surprised you're good at charades.
John Klingberg: I'm impressed you could mime a virgin.
Neal Broten: I’ve always liked the notion of meeting the great figures of history.
Neal Broten: But then I think, what if it’s like high school and all the really cool dead people don’t want to hang out with me?
Neal Broten: Mozart will tell me he’s busy, but then later I’ll see him out with Shakespeare and Lincoln…
Brian Bellows: