Wayne Gretzky: Okay, just to go over this one last time…
Wayne Gretzky: If I get hit, what do you do?
Marty McSorley: Avenge you.
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Wayne Gretzky: Okay, just to go over this one last time…
Wayne Gretzky: If I get hit, what do you do?
Marty McSorley: Avenge you.
Jonathan Quick: Shhh! Do you hear that, guys? Do you know what that sound was?
Adrian Kempe: What?
Jonathan Quick: It was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.
Mike Richards: I’m a man of few words.
Justin Williams: Maybe if you read more, you’d have a bigger vocabulary.
Tyler Toffoli: I think you should get a car like Jeff’s.
Justin Williams: Okay, do yourself a favor and stop worshipping this dude. There’s already a guy in your life who’s worth looking up to and modelling yourself after.
Tyler Toffoli: Anze?
Justin Williams: ...Okay, two guys.
Sean Avery: I too feel something. I believe you call it... Hate.
Dustin Brown: The feeling is mutual.
Tyler Toffoli: I was beginning to think I'd never see you again. I almost forgot what your face looked like.
Tanner Pearson: It's been twelve minutes.
Luc Robitaille: So where would you guys go if you could time travel?
Bernie Nicholls: Far in the future, when we've got spaceships and shit.
Kelly Hrudey: I'd like to see what life was like a few hundred years ago.
Luc Robitaille: Marty, what about you?
Marty McSorley: I wanna punch a T-Rex.
Adrian Kempe: You use your brain too much.
Alex Iafallo: I’m sorry, are you implying that I should use it less?
Anze Kopitar: I need a few more volunteers. Pears, will you be Iceland?
Tanner Pearson: The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2? Don't think so.
Wayne Simmonds: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Justin Williams: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Rob Blake: Nobody freaked out when Wayne went missing.
Wayne Gretzky: I didn’t go missing, Rob. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.
Alec Martinez: Is that a new ‘or else’ look.
Anze Kopitar: Yes.
Alec Martinez: Wow.
Anze Kopitar: I have recently added it to my repertoire. Is it threatening?
Alec Martinez: Extremely.
Anze Kopitar: Good.
Wayne Gretzky: Who knows you better than I do? We finish each other’s senten…
Jari Kurri:
Wayne Gretzky: …ces.
Jeff Carter: And no snack stops this time.
Tyler Toffoli: Haha, haha, ha. Wait, are you serious?
Luc Robitaille: I can't decide if you're a genius or a lunatic.
Wayne Gretzky: Well, don't they sort of go hand in hand?
Justin Williams: We only get sixty to eighty years living on Earth, so we’d better make the most of it.
Dustin Penner: But for about 1/3 of that we’re asleep.
Anze Kopitar: That’s the best part.
Dion Phaneuf: Am I bold? No, I am not.
Dion Phaneuf: I would like to be 20% bolder. No, more. 80%.
Dion Phaneuf: No, that’s too much.