George Wickham: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.
Mr. Darcy: I will politely decline.
Elizabeth Bennet: Lydia, don’t you *dare* learn a wrong lesson while I’m trying to teach you a right lesson!
[at Pemberley]
Mr. Darcy: Miss Bennet! What are you doing here?
Elizabeth Bennet: I should ask you the same question!
Mr. Darcy: I live here!
Elizabeth Bennet: I should ask you a different question.
Incorect "Emma" quote
Mr. Knightley: The thing is... I have something big to tell you.
Mr. Woodhouse: We’ve known each other for years, Mr. Knightley. There is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Mr. Knightley: I want to marry your daughter.
Mr. Woodhouse: You’re dead to me.
Mr. Collins: I like the sound of my own voice and I won’t apologize for that.
Mrs. Bennet: Have you not listened to anything I've said?
Mr. Bennet: I certainly haven't, but I didn't think you'd noticed.
Jane Bennet: Where's Lydia?
Elizabeth Bennet: Probably off somewhere disappointing our family.
Lydia Bennet: Well, much like Lady Gaga, I was born this way.
Mary Bennet: Kitty, don't say a word.
Catherine "Kitty" Bennet: ...
Catherine "Kitty" Bennet: Fergalicious.
Mary Bennet: I said no words.
Catherine "Kitty" Bennet: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my house.
Elizabeth Bennet: Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?
George Wickham: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.
Mr. Darcy: I will politely decline.
[at Pemberley]
Mr. Darcy: Miss Bennet! What are you doing here?
Elizabeth Bennet: I should ask you the same question!
Mr. Darcy: I live here!
Elizabeth Bennet: I should ask you a different question.