Elizabeth Bennet: [to Catherine "Kitty" Bennet and Lydia Bennet] I know you're going through your whole "boy crazy" phase but I think you're kinda overdoing it with the "crazy" part.
Mary Bennet: Ah numbers, the letters of math.
George Wickham: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.
Mr. Darcy: I will politely decline.
Elizabeth Bennet: Please? For me?
Mr. Darcy: Don't do that.
Elizabeth Bennet: What?
Mr. Darcy: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want, well, not this time.
Elizabeth Bennet: Please? For me?
Mr. Darcy: Okay.
Mr. Darcy: You like me? You like my personality?
Elizabeth Bennet: I was surprised, too.
[after Lydia Bennet and George Wickham's elopement]
Lydia Bennet: We are in love, so we didn't overthink it!
George Wickham: In fact, I cannot emphasize how little we thought about this.
Mr. Darcy: So, no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be...
George Wickham: Excuse me, there's no pretence here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.
Elizabeth Bennet: Lydia, don’t you *dare* learn a wrong lesson while I’m trying to teach you a right lesson!
Caroline Bingley: You're so tall, Mr. Darcy. What can you see up there?
Mr. Darcy: Everyone's flaws.
Illustration by Hugh Thomson.
Quote by unknown Tumblr user.
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it’s the same fucking painting… the same room… the power of the ACU (austen cinematic universe)
sense and sensibility (1995)
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George Wickham: [to Mr. Darcy] Why do you always blame me?
Mr. Bingley: Is Darcy still in there making that judgy face?
Colonel Fitzwilliam: Bingley, you’ve known him for years, just call it his face.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.
Illustration by Hugh Thomson.
Quote from 30 Rock.
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Badly done, Emma.
Mr. Knightleys.
Lydia Bennet: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Jane Bennet: Lizzie gets here at noon.
Elizabeth Bennet: [to Mr. Collins] Sorry you confused “playing hard to get” with my genuine disinterest.