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@incorrectmodaozushi

/in this house we meme the pain away/ /beware of very vague spoilers(?)/ /this acc is dead like wwx except its not gonna come back to life in 13 years/
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Jiang Cheng, already brain dead from seeing the Wangxian couple: Some of you have never witnessed two idiots taking two lifetimes to get together and when they do they're all over each other and you can't be angry because they finally got the hint but you're still irritated and it fucking shows.
Jin Ling:
Jin Ling: J-jiujiu, I was just asking if you're okay.
Jiang Cheng: No.
Lan Xichen, in the distance who just walked into the room where the couple was and accidentally read his brother's face: OH MY GOD LAN WANGJI I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
Jin Ling, exasperated: And it seems Hanguang-jun's brother isn't as well.
Submitted by pup-themlin
#pray for Jiang Cheng guys#And probably Lan Xichen too#Jin Ling#Jiang Cheng#Lan Xichen#submission
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Jiang Cheng: Some of you have never watched everything you love and value in life crumble and then have your brother leave you and your sister and her husband die in front of your eyes, leaving your one month old nephew alone in this world, and you can't do shit to stop it because how else could a single person manage to muck up that much out of their own free will, and it shows.
Jin Ling, already in tears: Uncle please I just want a sandwich.
(Submitted by: @topshelfpanda ^^)
Submitted by topshelfpanda
#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#incorrect mdzs#jiang cheng#jin ling#submission
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Wei Wuxian: Nah, I should become a more respectable, elegant member of the society.
Lan Wangji: I don't think Wei Ying is that worth my devotion any more.
Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian? Ha! He is a great guy, you should give him another chance!
Lan Xichen: BROTHER, DON'T ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH HIM.
Nie Huaisang: You know, I am a very capable and all-knowing man!
Jiang Fengmian: Jiang Cheng is such a great son-- Wei Wuxian can't even compare!
Lan Qiren: Wei Wuxian is not a bad person.
Wen Ning: Don't try me, you don't know what I am capable of.
Jin Ling: I can't continue being such a brat, I have to become a better person!
Jin Guangyao: I should leave my ambitions and vengeance behind, it will only bring me a bad future.
(Submitted by: @misaki-yunyun ^^)
Submitted by misaki-yunyun
#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#lan xichen#lan huan#nie huaisang#jin guangyao#meng yao#lan qiren#jin ling#jin rulan#wen ning#wen qionglin#jiang fengmian#incorrect mdzs#source: myself lol#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#founder of diabolism#submission
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Wei Wuxian: [on Jin Zixuan] How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?
Lan Wangji: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.
Wei Wuxian: [wipes away a tear] That was poetry.
Jiang Cheng: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.
(Submitted by: @littlemissrainhoe ^^)
Submitted by littlemissrainhoe
#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wei wuxian#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#incorrect mdzs#jiang cheng#lan wangji#submission
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Why YP!WWX is never invited to parties

Wei Wuxian: When there’s an earthquake, coffins turn into maracas!
Jiang Cheng, in various states of horror and disbelief: ??????????????!!?!!!!:!:/!?????? N O?!

((Look it’s been a long few years and he misses being the life of the party ok))

((The food! The cute girls!! The endless opportunities to tease Lan Zhan! Maybe he’ll break another glass goddamn Wei Wuxian misses him is bored INVITE HIM TO PARTIES DAMMIT))

(Submitted by: @yilingdramaqueen ^^)
Submitted by ravingj
#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wei wuxian#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#incorrect mdzs#jiang cheng#submission
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Jiang Cheng: Hanguang-Jun, Jin Zixuan and sis are going on holiday and he asked for someone to take out his sword while he's gone. Here you go.
Lan Wangji: No thanks, you're better at flying swords. I saw you use a toothpick.
Jiang Cheng: Nope, I have a nephew to look after. Can't risk falling.
Lan Wangji: So my life is less important than yours because I don't follow your heteronormative, child-rearing standards?
Jiang Cheng: Are you seriously playing the gay card right now??
Lan Wangji, monotone: Yaas queen. [snaps]
(Submitted by: @puppy-butts ^^)
Submitted by puppy-butts
#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#incorrect mdzs#jiang cheng#lan wangji#submission
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Wei Wuxian: Guys, guys, GUYS. Uncle Jiang has a mason jar full of lemonade.
Jiang Cheng: You called us in here to tell us that?
Wei Wuxian: No, I called you in here to CHANGE YOUR LIVES. For you see, a mere five minutes ago, Jin Guangshan introduced me to his new koi fish that lives in--
Jiang Yanli: *gasps* An identical mason jar!
Wei Wuxian: There are two possible outcomes and we're gonna bet on which one happens first. So, will Jin Guangshan put fish food in Uncle Jiang's lemonade OR will Uncle Jiang drink Jin Guangshan's koi fish. Now, you'd think that putting fish food into lemonade would be--
Lan Wangji: Jin Guangshan just drank his own fish.
Wei Wuxian: wHAT NOOOOOOOO-
(Submitted by: @puppy-butts ^^)
Submitted by puppy-butts
#27 submissions holy shit#this is gonna take a while#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wei wuxian#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#incorrect mdzs#jiang cheng#lan wangji#jiang yanli#submission
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Jin Guangyao: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips what should I do?
Jiang Cheng: Punch him in the stomach then when he leans over kiss him.
Wei Wuxian: Tackle him!
Jin Ling: Dump him.
Nie Huaisang: Kick him in the shin.
Lan Xichen: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
(Submitted by: @kurokage16-blog ^^)
Submitted by kurokage16-blog
#thank you for your submission~ ^^#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wei wuxian#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#incorrect mdzs#jiang cheng#jin ling#lan xichen#nie huaisang#jin guangyao#submission
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