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/in this house we meme the pain away/ /beware of very vague spoilers(?)/ /this acc is dead like wwx except its not gonna come back to life in 13 years/
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to my lovely fierce corpses followers,

aight guys those are the last of the submissions. im sorry it took so long for me to post them all haha life happened but now that quarantine is happenin i have a shit ton of free time and i thought i'd finally release them all into the wild for u guys to enjoy uwu

this prolly gon be the last time i spam yalls' tls :') at this point ivve fully moved on from mdzs so i dont think i'll be posting anymore but i had fun making u guys happy with stupid text posts!! I hope u all take care and stay safe uwuwu dont die like wei wuxian pls he wouldnt want that neither would I pls care urselfs :'))))))

with love, mod wifi✌️💜

p.s. ty to all the people that submitted posts yall r hilarious and u kept the blog going when I couldnt u guys r the real mvps 😔✊💖

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Jiang Cheng, already brain dead from seeing the Wangxian couple: Some of you have never witnessed two idiots taking two lifetimes to get together and when they do they're all over each other and you can't be angry because they finally got the hint but you're still irritated and it fucking shows.
Jin Ling:
Jin Ling: J-jiujiu, I was just asking if you're okay.
Jiang Cheng: No.
Lan Xichen, in the distance who just walked into the room where the couple was and accidentally read his brother's face: OH MY GOD LAN WANGJI I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
Jin Ling, exasperated: And it seems Hanguang-jun's brother isn't as well.
Submitted by pup-themlin
#pray for Jiang Cheng guys#And probably Lan Xichen too#Jin Ling#Jiang Cheng#Lan Xichen#submission
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Kidnappers: We have your brother!
Jiang Cheng: I don't have a brother.
Kidnappers: Yes you do.
Jiang Cheng: [sighs] Fine, yes I do. What do you want?
Kidnappers: Please take him back.
Jiang Cheng: ... Aren't you supposed to ask for a ransom or something?
Kidnappers: No. We'll actually pay you if you come and take him away, he's so annoying, we can't stand it!
Jiang Cheng: [cackles and ends the call]
Submitted by clouds-of-yunmeng
#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#incorrect mdzs#submission
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Lan Qiren: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous; if it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Lan Jingyi: What if it bites me and it dies?
Lan Qiren: That means you’re poisonous. Honestly, Jingyi, learn to listen.
Wei Wuxian: What if it bites itself and I die?
Jin Ling: It’s voodoo.
Lan Sizhui: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Lan Qiren: That’s correlation, not causation.
Lan Wangji: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Wei Wuxian: That’s kinky~
Lan Qiren: No.
Submitted by worldofawakening
#mo dao zu shi#the founder of diabolism#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#incorrect mdzs#submission
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